Von Ahole -- I'm an Ahole, But I Look Mahvelous!
The Teutonic nitwit loves the cameras -- but yesterday he railed on TMZ for filming him with wheelchair-bound wife, Zsa Zsa Gabor -- who turns 91 today! Hoppy birzday, dahlink!
Von Ahole, who said he gets Botox treatments ("Vy should men look like s**t?!), also said that "Zsa Zsa has been entertaining for centuries," and we ought to give her a break by not filming her. The Prince, who is truth-challenged, said Gabor, Miss Hungary of 1936, is only 85. She was a 12-year-old Miss Hungary?