Paris to Nicole: I'll Beat You to the Altar, Bitch
Paris Hilton just turned 27 and it seems she's put herself on the fast track to get hitched or somethin'.
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Paris and Benji Madden were at Pets of Bel Air this afternoon. That's the same shop famously busted by the Humane Society last year. They also ate lunch at a nearby restaurant with Benji's mom. But here's the deal. They started dating -- like, a day ago. At this rate, by Saturday, she'll have two kids.