Chris Brown -- Inappropriately Sexy?
There's no doubt Chris Brown is hot ... but should an 8-year-old really be screaming how "sexy" he is?
Also in NY: Brown's galpal Rihanna and Sean Avery showed off an impressive shiner.
In L.A.: A condom holding Brody Jenner fended off underage fans, Keanu Reeves ignored everything at LAX. Everybody else went to the "secret" Price concert at the Green Door -- including "American Pie" wannabeens Tara Reid and Thomas Ian Nicholas, Melanie Griffith and her kids, Ryan Cabrera and girlfriend Riley Keough, P!nk and Adrian Grenier.