Sabrina -- The Witch Ditched by "Dancing"
Melissa Joan Hart spewed a laughable sob story on live radio, whining that "Dancing with the Stars" has passed her over more times than DMX has seen a jail cell.
The broken Hart explained on the Valentine in the Morning show the reason she was denied for every single season, and even admits she had the all-powerful Mario Lopez lobby for her and still couldn't get on.
Just let it go ...