Trooper -- Barker and AM Saved Each Other

New details today about Travis Barker and DJ AM's narrow escape from that fatal plane crash.

A cop who found the accident says it's "divine intervention" the pair survived. Lt. Jason Shumpert says the guys slid down the wing and actually "jumped on each other" to quell the flames engulfing them and then rolled, just like they tell you to do, before yelling for help.

Travis and AM are still in an Augusta burn center and are expected to make a full recovery.

Charlize Theron is an Oscar-winner, dammit. And she'll tell you what's real about "The Hills."

And she does not have time for the manufactured and poorly simulated drama of LC, Audrina, and pals. "Why is it so big?" Charlize asked MTV News. "It's about nothing! ... When they cry their mascara runs and that's real, but I don't get it!"

Meanwhile, Charlize also says you can tell her "Reindeer Games" was "a piece of sh**." We'll keep that in mind.

Bloody shocking, we know: Amy Winehouse's husband would rather be in jail than in rehab.

Blake Fielder-Civil just turned down the chance to get out of jail early (according to the Sun), except he didn't want to go to rehab. Prison honchos said they would cut his stay at Edmunds Hill prison by more than two months if he would go to a clinic, but he refused.