Madge -- Kids Must Drink Kabbalah Kool-Aid!

Madonna finally released the kids to Guy Ritchie for the first time since the split -- and not without a crazy list of demands.

The Daily Mail says Guy's got Rocco and David for a while, but Madge has demanded the kids drink only water blessed by Kabbalah priests, that they do not watch TV and wear only clothes she's sent along. And then there are the toys -- they have to be "spiritually and ethically" sound.