Cellulite is the uncontrollable thigh-dimpling beast even bagillionaire celebrities can't escape.

From The Stir: "She will be a rich woman who invents the cure for cellulite, but until that day comes, most of us will have to live with a little cottage cheese here and a little jiggle-wiggle there. Cellulite is a part of life, and the sooner we begin to embrace it, the sooner we can all just move on to other problems, like balding and adult-onset acne."