Oprah Winfrey Tour -- Get a Life, Suckers! For the Low, Low Price of $99
Oprah Get a Life, Suckers! For the Low Price of $99
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Oprah Winfrey is hitting the road again -- sans Gayle this time -- for an "unprecedented" tour that promises to help you change your life forever! If you've got a spare Benji.
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