Forget your lame fantasy football draft, there's a better way to kick off the 2014 NFL season -- thanks to the Houston Texans cheerleaders, Puerto Rico ... and most of all BIKINIS.
The squad traveled to the beautiful beaches of PR to snap their new calendar -- and luckily for the world they brought cameras along to capture the hotness.
They dance. They twerk. They go down a waterslide for some reason. It's good.
Check out the video immediately. You won't regret it.