This is sexy singer Rihanna out in New York City on Monday

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... And since you'll never get to hang out with the bad gal...

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We're getting you up close and intimate!

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Let's take a closer look at her outfit.

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Where have those jeans been, Riri?

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No, really -- were they found in a ditch?

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These stains have us in a hopeless place.

Now watch this OxiClean commercial to give your brain a good scrub.