Youtube Sword Fail -- Pinocchio Ain’t Got Nothing On Me … I Got My Nose Back

Redneck extraordinaire Ethan Schneider is lucky that chicks dig scars, cause a drunk sword trick gave him a big one after almost slicing his nose clean off.

Ethan tells TMZ his schnoz is back on and working just fine after a bad stunt at the hands of a drunk hillbilly wielding a samurai sword.

4 hours of surgery and a slew of stitches later, Ethan got his sniffer back. He can smell but has no feeling … and doctors aren't sure if it will ever come back.

That's called a good result.