Redneck extraordinaire Ethan Schneider is lucky that chicks dig scars, cause a drunk sword trick gave him a big one after almost slicing his nose clean off.
Ethan tells TMZ his schnoz is back on and working just fine after a bad stunt at the hands of a drunk hillbilly wielding a samurai sword.
4 hours of surgery and a slew of stitches later, Ethan got his sniffer back. He can smell but has no feeling … and doctors aren't sure if it will ever come back.
That's called a good result.
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