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Singer Trey Songz got busted in NYC ... for making it rain in a strip club?!! It really happened -- he was booked for assaulting a woman with a stack of cash -- but we can't figure out why. Isn't that what gentlemen do in a gentleman's club???

Plus, Justin Bieber unloaded his prized hamster on a fan in Atlanta -- and everyone's wondering (well, we are) ... what happened to the furry little guy, and WHY JB dumped him so spontaneously? PAC's new owner joined us to explain.

And breaking news on a breaking penis. Sooo wish we were kidding, but we're not. You gotta hear how MMA fighter Ray Elbe suffered this horrific injury -- and see how every guy in our office reacted to the news. Damn.

Barbara Walters latest interview with President Obama means one of two things -- she's either about to retire ... or was full of it when she told Obama last year that she only needed "one more interview" with him before she called it quits.

Plus, Brooke Mueller declares war on Charlie Sheen ... and their kids may be the losers.

And, legendary rapper Too Short earns his J-Card (Jew Card) -- by laying down a Hanukkah track for us just in time for holidays. Altogether now ... Judah MaccaBIATCH!!!

Lindsay Lohan's latest misfortune would make the best "Storage Wars" episode ever -- we'll tell you about the embarrassing items she's about to lose to the highest bidder.

Plus, Amanda Seyfried in effect tells Anne Hathaway not to get her panties in a bunch over the crotch shots.

And, Kris and Bruce Jenner are NOT getting a divorce ... despite yet another report to the contrary. Mike -- our Kardashian guru -- guides us through the BS.

Lindsay Lohan dodges another bullet -- for now -- we'll tell you why she won the judge lottery ... and how she's more likely to end up in counseling than behind bars ... despite having her probation revoked today.

Plus, Justin Bieber targeted in a NYC murder plot? Who hates JB that much? You gotta hear how cops say this scheme was hatched.

And, Kim Kardashian is losing her mojo -- she dropped from 8th place to 98th place on a "Most Desirable Woman" list ... in just one year. What happened?

Lindsay Lohan is looking down the barrel of an 8-month jail sentence for violating her probation -- we'll tell you why she's totally screwed this time around! Again. We think.

And The Game drops by the newsroom to talk about his new album, why the Catholic Church is ticked off at him, and how horrible Harvey's favorite shoes look. Disgraceful.

Plus, Charlie Sheen is a hooker-lover with a heart of gold -- cutting a $75,000 check to help a young girl fight cancer. There is NO denying it ... when Charlie's good, he's great!

"Gangnam Style" Psy wants America to forgive him for belting out a song about killing Americans. Should we? President Obama sure didn't seem to mind when Psy performed for him this weekend.

Plus, canceling the radio show responsible for the Kate Middleton prank-turned-tragedy is a hugely hypocritical move! The radio station's been doing these stunts for years ... so why back up the bus over these DJs ... this time??

And, the screaming kid who posted a YouTube video declaring his fear of Harvey ... drops by the newsroom. Can Harv convince a 5-year-old he's not the Bogeyman?

A radio station's prank call to Kate Middleton's hospital leads to a nurse's suspected suicide -- now the DJ's behind the stunt are getting ripped around the world! Is it really their fault -- and should they be fired for what started out as an innocent joke?

Plus, we broke the story ... Notorious B.I.G.'s autopsy report revealed for the first time, and we found a key detail in the documents -- one the public never knew about before.

Also ... Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton make nice nice in Miami AND Las Vegas! What's the behind their truce? Mike knows ... of course.

Lindsay Lohan's acting like a common groupie ... tracking down The Wanted singer Max George in Philly last night. Max keeps saying he's not interested -- so why's LiLo so determined?

Plus, Justin Bieber's manager is P.O.'d after JB came up goose eggs in Grammy nominations. We'll explain why the Biebs might -- just might -- have good reason to be angry.

And, we go bacon crazy -- Chef Todd Fisher calls in to talk about his new food show "United States of Bacon" ... and to explain to Charles why bacon will never jump the shark.

Angus T. Jones calling "Two and a Half Men" a load of "filth" is a drop in the bucket compared to Charlie Sheen's epic meltdown -- according to CBS CEO Les Moonves ... who also called out Angus over his FAT paycheck.

Plus, Derek Jeter is NOT fat and out of shape -- at least that's what he (and Charles) want you to believe after a new photo surfaces of the Yankees superstar.

And, 'Crazy' Tony from 'Honey Boo Boo' calls in to explain he was NOT drunk during his gorilla suit arrest -- and to demand cops return his suit ... 'cause if they don't ... well, you gotta hear what he's got planned.

That Target employee who got slapped by Katt Williams just got FIRED! Dude didn't even fight back ... so why'd he get 86'd? We'll hear his side of the story -- plus, why Katt's suddenly talking about retiring!

Also, Nick Lachey's alleged victim in that scrap at a Chargers game joins us, claiming Lachey was running his mouth all day -- until one comment finally crossed the line.

And, T.I. is in the newsroom -- talking about his new album, reality tv, fake street cred, Lindsay Lohan, and ... hockey?!! Dude's so chill ... we almost gave him his own cubicle.

Comedian Katt Williams is on a tear with police! Arrested after a bar fight, and slapping the holy hell out of a Target employee ... it's the latest in a string of bizarre incidents! Is Katt losing his mind -- or just falsely accused ... multiple times?

Plus, 86-year-old Hugh Hefner and 26-year-old Crystal Harris engaged ... again ... after she dumped him the first time. Is Hef stupid -- or king pimp for taking back the ex-Playmate?

Also, Lenny Kravitz is playing Marvin Gaye in a new movie ... but the Motown legend's son, Marvin Gaye III, joined us to rip the project -- and to explain why he's trying to shut it down!

Lindsay Lohan is hitting the bottle hard -- up to TWO liters of vodka a day ... according to sources close to the actress. So, is a return trip to rehab around the corner -- and will that keep LiLo out of jail ... again??

Plus, country music superstar Trace Adkins is taking a ton of heat for wearing a confederate flag in his ear ... while performing in NYC. Offensive or no biggie? We've got opinions from North and South ... right here in the newsroom.

Also ... Chris Brown skated on that cell phone snatch & toss case -- and he should probably be kissing ex-gf Karreuche Tran's ass for it!

Lindsay Lohan must be going for a record, 'cause she allegedly racked up FOUR new crimes ... on TWO coasts ... and all within a matter of hours. We broke the story of LiLo's NYC arrest -- and we'll explain why it's going to be harder than ever for her to avoid a prison cell.

Plus, Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry get closer to settling the war that erupted all over Gabriel's face on Thanksgiving Day -- while Halle plans a $15 million getaway from Bev Hills.

And, UFC champion Rhonda Rousey calls in to explain why she'd down for as much sex as possible before she fights (did we mention she's single?) -- and to call out Georges St-Pierre for dissing female fighters.

Video of Kelsey Grammer, his wife, and their baby leaving the airport WITHOUT a car seat has Kelsey pissed off -- and it's also got someone in the newsroom fired up!

Plus, there's finally a little movement in the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries divorce -- very little -- and Kim's busy rubbing elbows ... with a U.S. ambassador in the Middle East. Don't ya love politics?

Also ... is Jessica Simpson pregnant again? If so, that's one hell of a way to get out of her Weight Watchers duties. Or maybe she'll make even more cash!

Gabriel Aubry's battered face ... and his legal documents ... tell a totally different story about what went down with Halle Berry's fiance Olivier Martinez. So, who's telling the truth -- Halle or Gabriel? The votes are in!

Plus, Angus T. Jones is getting spiritual advice from a preacher with EXTREME theories on Jay-Z, President Obama ... and the world, in general. Hmm ... good idea for Angus to walk away from "Two and a Half Men" for that?

Also, porn stars Dana DeArmond and Bailey Blue stop by to crush a few huge myths about women in their line of work -- and ex "Young and the Restless" star Kevin Schmidt brings his adorable micro-pig in to do some tricks (like biting Harvey).