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Rep. Fred Upton is much more than a member of Congress, he's the proud uncle of Kate Upton -- so we've got to know his stance on that most critical election year issue ... the cat daddy dance.

Amy Winehouse got upstaged one final time -- on her freakin' headstone -- which got us thinking about another high profile death ... that hasn't happened yet.

Paris Hilton said some absolutely terrible things about gay men and AIDS, but is it possible she's not homophobic ... and just dumb? We're thinking there's a chance -- a good chance.

Kelsey Grammer is making it clear ... he does NOT want to see pics of his ex, Camille Grammer -- even if she's flaunting her AWESOME bikini bod! He might wanna rethink that.

Lindsay Lohan's latest arrest is a nightmare -- for memorabilia collectors -- because this time around they won't get to see her precious smile/smirk ... in a mug shot.

Fred Willard says he's completed a court-mandated class following his lewd conduct arrest -- and we're certain it did NOT include the following instructional video. Too bad.

Atlanta Falcons running back Michael Turner's DUI arrest only cost him a couple grand -- so far -- which makes it a bargain basement way ... to screw up your career and risk lives! Allegedly.

Oprah Winfrey and Prince are bringing afros back in style -- which means it's time for the first ever "TMZ 'Fro-down" ... because we weren't around in the '60s. Well, most of us can say that.

Jim Carrey's latest hookup raised the least complex question ever -- how does JC keep landing such hot ladies? Unnecessary hint: It rhymes with honey. And shmeenis.

Prince William got an eyeful of boobies again, but they weren't attached to his wife Kate Middleton ... who was only topless-adjacent this time around.

The only thing cooler than catching TWO "Seinfeld" stars out together (Jason Alexander and Wayne Knight) ... was watching a magician battle erupt between two of our slight-of-hand staffers.

IT'S A TRICK OFF!!!!!!

Britney Spears made her big debut as an "X Factor" judge, and she didn't hold back one bit ... on facial expressions. Wondering what her face was thinking? TMZ translates.

'Notebook' director Nick Cassavetes' comment that incest is okay could open the door ... to some long-delayed (and totally made up) Hollywood projects. Roll 'em!

It's one thing if Aaron Rodgers refuses to pay up after losing his wager with Boyz II Men -- but blaming TMZ for his loss? Dude. Anybody smell chicken on the grill?

Rihanna got a new tattoo directly underneath her boobs ... setting off alarms with the censors, and raising 2 important questions: how much underboob is too much, and how will this affect Kate Upton?

Prince Harry is the Taliban's most wanted man in Afghanistan -- according to the Taliban's very own spokesman. Yes, even they have a PR team. A very busy bunch, we're guessing.