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Ralphie May -- Estranged Wife Broke Our Contract ... In Front of the Kids!

Published: 03/17/2016
Ralphie May's estranged wife is poisoning their 2 children against him and refusing to let them see him ... according to new docs filed in his divorce -- which is getting VERY nasty. Ralphie is upset because Lahna Turner is keeping the kids in Los Angeles ... while he's at the home in Tennessee --…
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Ralphie May -- 10-Year Run Ends ... Wife Files For Divorce

Published: 10/16/2015
Ralphie May might be adding some new edgy relationship jokes to his routine -- his wife is pulling the plug on their marriage. Lahna Turner filed divorce docs in L.A., citing irreconcilable differences. She and Ralphie have an 8-year-old daughter and 6-year-old son together -- and she's asking for…
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Ralphie May -- Screw Ludacris ... Paul Walker Joke at Bieber's Roast Was Funny (VIDEO)

Published: 03/28/2015
Ralphie May thinks non-comedians like Ludacris should leave comedy to the professionals, because Ralphie's indignant at Luda's indignation over that Paul Walker joke during the Justin Bieber roast. Our photog got Ralphie at LAX Friday and he made no bones about it. He thinks Luda's a "bad sport"…
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Ralphie May -- Colorado Bud Got Me So High ... Wait! Are Those Cops? (TMZ TV)

Published: 01/16/2015
Those marijuana edibles can really sneak up on you ... something comedian Ralphie May learned the hard way in Colorado Thursday night. His show there ended high-lariously! That is, if you find stoned comics requiring police escorts to their tour vans funny. And who doesn't?
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Ralphie May -- I Was So High During Colorado Concert ... They Called the Cops!

Published: 01/16/2015
Ralphie May was a mile high during his concert in Colorado Thursday night ... so wasted the cops had to step in. The concert started out well ... the opening acts were great. But things went South when Ralphie tried to take the stage ... he was so slow it took forever. When he got the mic things…
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Comedian Ralphie May -- Weed Nearly Killed Me!

Published: 01/19/2012
"Last Comic Standing" finalist and outspoken weed advocate Ralphie May is finally calling it quits on the sticky icky -- telling TMZ, smoking marijuana nearly killed him last year ... so he's giving it up for good. May tells us, he was diagnosed with walking pneumonia before taking a cruise last…
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Ralphie May Newsflash -- 'Don't Take Drugs to Guam!'

Published: 10/12/2010
Ralphie May has issued an official warning to prospective Guamanian drug smugglers everywhere: don't bother -- according to the comedian, "taking weed to Guam is like taking a sack lunch to a buffet." Ralphie -- who was detained by customs in Guam a couple weeks ago ... after accidentally bringing…
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Ralphie May -- 'Stupid' to Pet Drug-Sniffing Dogs

Published: 10/04/2010
Ralphie May is an "idiot" -- his word, not ours -- because he got caught carrying pot through customs in Guam ... after he approached a drug-sniffing dog because he thought it was cute. May was busted for weed last week, but only had to pay a small fine because he was carrying less than an ounce.…
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Comedian Ralphie May Detained in Guam for Pot

Published: 10/03/2010
Comedian Ralphie May -- a finalist on the reality show "Last Comic Standing" -- was detained briefly by customs in Guam after he was found to be in possession of marijuana. May's rep tells TMZ custom officials found a small amount of marijuana -- less than an ounce -- as he was arriving in Guam on…
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