Paris Rips Off Ritts

Paris Hilton owes an enormous debt of gratitude to Herb Ritts, even though she might not know Herb Ritts from a Ritz cracker.

The Hilton video canon -- thus far comprising two versions of "Stars Are Blind" -- borrows heavily from the work of the famed photographer-director, who died in 2002. The most recent version, in which she poses for a photog and ties herself to a wheel, has echoes of the Ritts-directed Janet Jackson video "Love Will Never Do (Without You)," while the original "Stars Are Blind," with its moody depiction of Paris on a beach, writhing in the arms of a sleek-skinned hunk and preening in the sand, is nearly a shot-by-shot rip-off of Britney Spears' "Don't Let Me Be The Last to Know" as well as Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game."

Indeed, the extensive back catalog of Paris' director, Chris Applebaum, whose credits include vids for Fountains of Wayne's "Stacy's Mom" and Rihanna's SOS, doesn't betray a particular Ritts fixation. But the super-stylized visual approach means that the music on offer doesn't distract too much from Paris' more salient assets.

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1. Wow, that poop sandwich I had for lunch tasted like s!@#.

I hate Paris and all of France for that matter.

Posted at 5:58PM on Jul 13th 2006 by Cosmo

2. yawn. i didnt even read it. no one has interest in her anymore. we are over her. please move on, TMZ.

Posted at 5:59PM on Jul 13th 2006 by Lou

3. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
paris rips off lots of stuff
that's dumb.
there thats the new saying use it
slut it around
and now im going to trademark it like paris trademarked thats hot!
stupid dumb fake girl

go to college do something worth wild....
instead of slutting around

ewww

ok ok im just joking
im such a big paris fan i just love her
not

Posted at 6:20PM on Jul 13th 2006 by Anna

4. I thought i was the only one who noticed the wicked game coincidence...

good to know im not imagining things :-)

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 13th 2006 by busybee

5. I love paris she is an inspiration!!

For all white trash sluts everywhere!

Posted at 6:49PM on Jul 13th 2006 by Sunny

6. This made me think of a very funny video I saw about the battle over the minimum wage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPxln9ceOPo

Posted at 6:49PM on Jul 13th 2006 by J-Z

7. ewww, all I can say is Milli Vanilli as if she knows who they are and the other is she's fugly and I don't care how much money she has. That's not jealousy babe it's fact - money can buy lot's, but, she's just stupid and that voice, can you say rip off = do over remix or however they have to do it.... They also should've air brushed her nose!

Posted at 10:35PM on Jul 13th 2006 by paris is a rip off

8. Why is it always the girls who throw em vicious comments on here. Are you b*tches on the rag? Sure Paris is kinda cheap acting but hey at least she makes her own money. And no matter how ugly you guys think she is, she STILL gets the boys. Jealous much? I bet you are all nasty pigs who sit at home and sizzle the bacon strips alone cause no one wants your disgusting, sloppy, strech mark stricken bodies. At least Paris has a decent body and money. What do you nags have? Ice cream and your fingers? Maybe a few cats? Have fun with that!

Posted at 12:12AM on Jul 14th 2006 by Guy

9. WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT HER?

Posted at 12:47AM on Jul 14th 2006 by Tina

10. Selling sex to boys is pretty damn easy. And easier if you've got some daddy's money to advertise

Posted at 3:20AM on Jul 14th 2006 by Neferi

11. Could we go on to more interesting people with talent that are doing something interesting with their talent? Paris is old news even if there are comments made about her. I think all we really want to do is be heard here and make you understnd that we do not care for her and never have. Only Paris cares for Paris.

Posted at 8:44AM on Jul 14th 2006 by deCoucy

12. woooo that bitch.... she is really a turn off.

Posted at 10:38AM on Jul 14th 2006 by linga

13. Hmmm how do u know I'm a girl...thats right you dont!?? Paris is a slut duh! I'm not hatin on quality actresses and singers, just the ones with no morals and no talent that is the point of this site!! So GUY # 8 get a life and go cry to mommy.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jul 14th 2006 by Sunny

14. Does anybody else think she sounds like a Gwen Steffani ripoff? Just shows you what they can do in a recording studio. But no matter what they do with her voice she will still always be Paris Hilton, NASTY, NASTY, NASTY. Yuk!

Posted at 2:36PM on Jul 14th 2006 by Cindy

15. Now now, Guy. Saying things like that only makes you sound like an idiot. Try and guess my gender. Go on. Well, maybe this comment will help out.

I don't hate Paris because she attracts men, and has money. I could care less about that, since there are plenty of people who attract men, and have money in Hollywood.

I hate her personality, and the fact that she represents everything a woman's not supposed to really be. Women have done many things, and sacrificed a great deal to prove they're /not/ just a pretty face, or a man's accessory. Paris goes against it, only being a sex symbol, when she wouldn't know, like they said in the article, Herb Ritts from a Ritz cracker. I know that if she remained this way, and was forced to live a normal life as a middle or lower-middle class person, Simple Life aside, Paris would NOT be able to function. That's what annoys me most. Not her money or her fame.

So Guy, personally, i'd rather not be her. And guess what? You'll never have her, either, and will have to conform to have a normal girl with a supposed "disgusting, sloppy, strech mark stricken body".

Posted at 7:19AM on Jul 17th 2006 by Marquis

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