Well, He Does Look Good in Yellow

Posted Aug 9th 2006 3:00PM by TMZ Staff

Jessica Simpson. Kristen Bell. Floyd Landis?

Yes, you can add the defrocked Tour de France winner's name to the list of "girls" to be named "Today's Girl" on Maxim.com. He'll receive the honor tomorrow (August 10).
Floyd Landis
Maxim.com even provides visitors with a slew of entirely-plausible excuses for Landis' recent test results for high levels of testosterone, such as: "I got wasted the night before on a 12 pack of Testoster-Ale, Mennonites have huge balls (full of testosterone), Hulk smash urine sample judge... "

Be sure to check Floyd's "pictorial" on Maxim.com.

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1. Funny Picture. :)

PS: Floyd is a cheater. Not as cool now, what without any integrity or character.

Posted at 3:36PM on Aug 9th 2006 by Alex Rogers

2. Whenever I see the word "Mennonite" I think of puppy mills, especially in Lancaster County Pennsylvania

Posted at 3:51PM on Aug 9th 2006 by kelly

3. How can floyd landis be girl of the day when he has so much testosterone in his system? :-)

Posted at 6:45PM on Aug 9th 2006 by Kim

4. Maybe because he cries like a little girl and pees in his panties when he is caught taking insane amounts of illicit chemicals to have an unfair advantage in the bicycle race.

Yep, thats proably why.

Posted at 6:55PM on Aug 9th 2006 by Dick Pound

5. Poster 4 says that Floyd Landis was caught. The tests show something that there's no proof of. People just kinda blame him because that's what they feel like doing. Atheists don't believe in G-d because there's nothing to prove that G-d exists. I believe in G-d and I have all the proof I need. Just look around you. I don't believe that Floyd Landis is guilty, take note of the fact that he said he got drunk. There are scientists who say that his unusually high levels could have been due to the Alcohol. How much to we really know about the sport and how it affects the body? Zero or rather, less than Zero because cyclists don't say anything about what it takes to train for the event. Everybody knows what Marathoners go through and when they "hit the wall". Don't bash Floyd Landis since there is no real evidence to support the tests findings. Nobody knows anything about Floyd Landis. He came out of nowhere. He is sincere in interviews when he states that he didn't take anything artificial. Notice how insincere Barry Bonds was and how often he lied. And look at how many accolades are heaped upon the cheater. I say give Floyd Landis his Jersey back and leave him alone. And, that cyclists should be more open about the sport itself.

Posted at 7:18AM on Aug 10th 2006 by Harvard Grad

6. Is there any way possible that he didn't cheat, like he said? Can we give him the benefit of the doubt? I've been following cycling a long time, and it just doesn't make any sense. He knew he would be tested, so why be so obvious to cheat?

Posted at 9:28AM on Aug 10th 2006 by Terri Mason

7. There is no possible way he did not cheat. Zero. You must be a lawyer, watch too much tv, or have brain damage to think he is innocent.

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. LIAR LIAR LIAR. CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER.

Posted at 10:03AM on Aug 10th 2006 by Truth

8. landis did not cheat. the french hate the americans and didn't want an american to win again so they altered his urine samples. lance armstrong went through the same thing last year. they didn't take away his title.

Posted at 11:23AM on Aug 10th 2006 by frenchbikes

9. Break out the conspiracy. Their all out to get us. We are perfect. It must be the French. It must be the Muslims. It must be this or that. Give me a break. Wow, the sh*t you people will swallow to keep believing that your idols are uncorruptable.

If stupid was selling for the same price as oil, I would be drilling in your head

Posted at 11:32AM on Aug 10th 2006 by USA vs Them