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Well, He Does Look Good in Yellow

8/9/2006 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Well, He Does Look Good in Yellow

Jessica Simpson. Kristen Bell. Floyd Landis?

Yes, you can add the defrocked Tour de France winner's name to the list of "girls" to be named "Today's Girl" on Maxim.com. He'll receive the honor tomorrow (August 10).
Floyd Landis
Maxim.com even provides visitors with a slew of entirely-plausible excuses for Landis' recent test results for high levels of testosterone, such as: "I got wasted the night before on a 12 pack of Testoster-Ale, Mennonites have huge balls (full of testosterone), Hulk smash urine sample judge... "

Be sure to check Floyd's "pictorial" on Maxim.com.

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Alex Rogers:  2014 days ago

Funny Picture. :)

PS: Floyd is a cheater. Not as cool now, what without any integrity or character.

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bethany:  2014 days ago

Whenever I see the word "Mennonite" I think of puppy mills, especially in Lancaster County Pennsylvania

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Alex Rogers:  2014 days ago

Maybe because he cries like a little girl and pees in his panties when he is caught taking insane amounts of illicit chemicals to have an unfair advantage in the bicycle race.

Yep, thats proably why.

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Terri Mason:  2013 days ago

Is there any way possible that he didn't cheat, like he said? Can we give him the benefit of the doubt? I've been following cycling a long time, and it just doesn't make any sense. He knew he would be tested, so why be so obvious to cheat?

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Alex Rogers:  2013 days ago

There is no possible way he did not cheat. Zero. You must be a lawyer, watch too much tv, or have brain damage to think he is innocent.

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. LIAR LIAR LIAR. CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER.

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youallarelame:  2013 days ago

landis did not cheat. the french hate the americans and didn't want an american to win again so they altered his urine samples. lance armstrong went through the same thing last year. they didn't take away his title.

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Alex Rogers:  2013 days ago

Break out the conspiracy. Their all out to get us. We are perfect. It must be the French. It must be the Muslims. It must be this or that. Give me a break. Wow, the sh*t you people will swallow to keep believing that your idols are uncorruptable.

If stupid was selling for the same price as oil, I would be drilling in your head

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