The morning crew of the Los Angeles radio station KROQ took the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" phenomenon another step forward with an acoustic rendition of a song called "Firecrotch."
Radio personality "Psycho" Mike played the role of "Firecrotch" originator Brandon Davis. He performed the song live, on acoustic guitar, Monday morning on the "Kevin & Bean" show. The song featured such lines as "her vagina is a freckly volcano" and "her boobies look like two fried eggs."
76. Ed, you are a jackass. You are just like Mr. Penisless. No self respecting man would ever talk to a woman like that, unless he was an insecure moron who got off on making other people miserable. Where have all the good men gone???
Posted at 6:15PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Midwest
77. 49. To the #9 poster "SOMEONE KICK BRANDON'S A**", why don't you shut the hell up. Women bash men all the time, talk about their penis sizes, if they're good in bed or not, and it's ok......but if a guy talks about a girl he's supposedly a p**** and insulting to females. F*** you! Women like you don't deserve respect because most women have no self-respect. Good for Brandon. I hope the song is a hit and makes him millions so shut the hell up you skank b*tch.
Posted at 5:52PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Ed
You would you small d*** wonder, i guess you and brandon are the c***suckers here, looking for something your mama gave you that looks like a babies peepee. actually Ed does yours and Brandons d*** come in adult size
Posted at 6:18PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Mr. BIG
78. 49. To the #9 poster "SOMEONE KICK BRANDON'S ASS", why don't you shut the hell up. Women bash men all the time, talk about their penis sizes, if they're good in bed or not, and it's ok......but if a guy talks about a girl he's supposedly a p*ssy and insulting to females. F*ck you! Women like you don't deserve respect because most women have no self-respect. Good for Brandon. I hope the song is a hit and makes him millions so shut the hell up you skank b*tch.
Posted at 5:52PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Ed
You would you small dick wonder, i guess you and brandon are the cocksuckers here, looking for something your mama gave you that looks like a babies peepee. actually Ed does yours and Brandons dick come in adult size
Posted at 6:19PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Mr. BIG
79. THIS IS THE MOST TASTELESS , TACKY THING I HAVE HEARD ANYONE SAY ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE. SHAME ON YOU TMZ FOR PROMOTING SUCH FILTH. HOW DISREPECTFUL CAN ONE GET ? BRANDON DAVIS IS A FREE LOADING BASTARD. IF I SEE HIM IN HOLLYWOOD AT A CLUB I WILL SPIT ON HIM. HE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. THESE UNKIND WORDS WOULD HURT ANYBODY. I HOPE LINDSEY'S FRIENDS ARE THERE FOR HER. NOBODY DESERVES TO BE TALKED ABOUT LIKE THAT. ( except for PARIS )
Posted at 6:20PM on Aug 29th 2006 by THIS IS THE LOWEST OF THE LOW
80. I think radio talk show hosts should not add fuel to this fire. I agree that it is disrespectful to women and it's just bad taste. Those guys are obviously puppets of Paris Hilton. How sad is that!?!?! Chin up Lindsey. Paris and Brandon are b****es!
Posted at 6:22PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Cubby
81. I have to say it. I'd do Brandon. Is that so wrong?
Posted at 7:09PM on Aug 29th 2006 by joey
82. I think Brandon, Paris, and their so called posse should grow up and act their age. If you tihnk about they are acting their age. Like maybe they are in Pre-School.
Posted at 7:36PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Penny
83. Her album is a hit in Europe??? Yeah well, so is Hasselhoffs and that aint sayin much.
Posted at 8:28PM on Aug 29th 2006 by jane
84. IN RESPONSE TO JOEY:
NO - IT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE VERY LOW STANDARDS
Posted at 8:56PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Lisa
85. HAHA - yeah JOEY...
I guess no matter how much of a loser you are there is always a bigger loser willing to f*ck u....ugh, thank god I'm outta that league
Posted at 9:04PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Anita
86. I love redheads and fire crotches and freckles and fair skin.
Posted at 9:09PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Michael
87. The main theme I get from reading the previous posts is the whole Firecrotch thing has backfired in their faces since the majority of you seem to have more sympathy for Lindsay Lohan than you have had in the past. That's good, no one likes a bully. Paris and needle dick appear to be in full tilt bully mode.
Posted at 9:50PM on Aug 29th 2006 by TrueTrue
88. Now I start to really think that Misha Barton must be a real BIATCH if she dated this m-f-er Brandon Davis for so long and they "were so in love".
You've got to be sick or you've got to be a dick to date this fat looser who brings other girls down, talks dirt behind their backs.
Posted at 10:31PM on Aug 29th 2006 by LIDA
89. Brandon Davis is a gross sweaty douch bag. They should make a song making fun of his bony little penis and Paris's cess pool coochy.
Posted at 10:44PM on Aug 29th 2006 by NY
90. Brandon has a SMALL wiener!
Posted at 11:28PM on Aug 29th 2006 by Mischa Barton
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