Lindsay On The Mend

1. This girl is a walking disaster. Car crashes, exhaustion, heatstroke, broken wrist...

Posted at 12:02PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Sunny

2. This news makes me so happy, I'm about to puke from the sheer ecstasy of it. I sure wish she and Paris Hilton would walk hand-in-hand . . . into the nearest quicksand bog.

Posted at 12:11PM on Sep 18th 2006 by The Maven

3. All these people who thrive on her misfortune are pathetic!
So shes had a few too many avoidable accidents so what? The girl has it all and everyone is just HATING ON HER. The real issue here is that shes Hollywoods bad girl, the girl you either love to love or love to hate! In this case like everyother case I vote back the off! who cares! and move on!
P.S. Get well Lids

Posted at 12:43PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Jeanette

4. Yes, but has she remembered to put on underwear?

Posted at 12:53PM on Sep 18th 2006 by takeitorleaveit

5. My theory is she was whacking off Harry and it got a lil out hand, thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

Posted at 2:05PM on Sep 18th 2006 by PEREZ HILTON IS A FAT UGLY FAG.

6. Maybe she should stop jacking off so many guys.

Posted at 1:27PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Caroline

7. did she fall down? was it from spending too much time on all fours barking like a dog? jagging of the pink taco boy? or just from getting banged more than a screen door in a hurricane? and PLEASE wear underwear...that is some nathtay ragged looking cheese moofie...

Posted at 1:43PM on Sep 18th 2006 by big bad wolf

8. Now instead of just telling you Mother to Go To Hell, you can slap her around with your new accessory.

In case no one has ever told you, being stupid and booze do not mix. And beside you are not 21 and should not be drinking anyway, but hey, what the hell, your a movie star-LMAO.

Why don't you and your Mother get some class. Try it, you might like it.

Posted at 2:11PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Bella

9. She claims, "Milk Studios didn't take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground." How about how many cocktails she had? No one arrests anybody for underage drinking anymore? She is only 20. What a train wreck.

Posted at 3:58PM on Sep 18th 2006 by DD

10. My friend Brian says " nasty cheese muff, i'd hit THAT!"

Posted at 4:14PM on Sep 18th 2006 by big bad wolf

11. Maybe she and her dunk mother can get a group rate at Betty Ford Rehab.

Posted at 5:37PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Bill Hilser

12.
Don't forget the clapp too.

Posted at 5:36PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Bill Hilser

13. 'get well soon linds'????? plz....i gues she isnt really perfect 4 d movi 'just my luck'! i mean hellooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:25PM on Sep 19th 2006 by cherry

14. Dear Lindsey,
I'm your fan - I'm 41 and I adore you. I've been in the USMC and I volunteer as a Firefighter today; I struggle and succumb but overcome as well. (at least well enough to continue) I think you have the strength and it's likely a discipline you have not worked very hard at - but I see something - I hear it too! - MOSTLY (in your voice) and hopefully - You will find the reserve you need - I don't know why the perceptive are not honored today but I have a sneakin suspicion. I hope you can access my resources if that's what you want.

I do herebye authorize Lindsey Lohan with entitlement to engage in processes of disclosure concerning contact information about myself.

Lindsey, I'd love to join your team

Posted at 10:56PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Arnold Davenport

15. she's reminds me of tim (the tool man) taylor. you know, the character that timothy allen dick played on home improvement? at least once every other episode, there would be the respitiste 'hostipal joke'. if you you ever watched the show as reliousigly as i once did, you will know exactly what i'm talking about.

Posted at 11:16PM on Sep 18th 2006 by ran-dog