If You Thought Paris Was Spoiled...

really...with so much hunger int he world with starving kids, homeless people, sick people that have no money for transplants or other surgeries, and this girl is spoiling a dog, what an ironic world!

Her nose is hideous. Why doesn't she take some of her millions to get it fixed?? I thought she care about how she looks. Hawk nose!

For the Love of God and all that is Holy, when are we gonna have ONE DAY without having to read/see/hear about Paris Hilton??? Frankly, I am f'n tired of of her.

That's not Paris Hilton... it's her impersonator... she even fooled you guys???

With so much money you'd think that she'd have a better haircut or at least have better shades. Her bug-eye 'stunnas' don't even fit on her head right, and her gruesomely ugly bangs isn't helping the Cousin Itt look.

At this point, the next item The Maven wishes to see on this web site about the Hilton whore is her obituary. Millions of children round the world literally starving to death, and she's indulging herself and her fucking dog. Christ! This slut is sickening! She deserves to die! Thus speaketh The Maven.

Come here Tinkerbell I have a special place for you behind the short yellow bus and it won't be in Parasite's lap. Remember substitute driver Clark Griswold, he will be the special ed bus driver for this road trip. He has a nice designer leash for you and a special place behind the bus to ride. Let's just hope he doesn't confuse you and Parasite and puts you in her seat with a protective helmet and her in your spot behind the short yellow bus.

What a self indulgent loser. There is no much suffering in this world, people who don't even know where their next meal is coming from and all she cares about is herself and her pampered pets. She is disgusting...and we are just as bad for indulging her by keeping her in the spotlight.

The clones are out in force. To many wanna-bes and not enough seats for all of them in the short yellow bus. If the Maven gets his wish and Crack makes it happen, there just might be an available seat soon.

Right after this shopping spree for Tinks...she headed over to hand out 10$ bills to "Less Fortunate Bums" (that'll B the Day!)

Paris, there are so many unwanted Chihuahuas now!

Please consider a website visit to Petfinder.com for great dogs fallen on hard times

That isn't her.

I can't be mad. If I could afford it, I would spoil my dog like that too.

Dear Paris,

I think your dog Tinkerbell is cute.

James L. Crum

GUYS AT TMZ - LOOK AT THE PHOTO - THAT'S NOT EVEN HER.