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Scoot Away on Britney's Vespa

10/26/2006 1:27 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney SpearsIt's been a tough few years for Britney Spears fans. First, she married that K-Fed, who most Brit-fans see as a step down from the carny who runs the Tilt-a-Whirl. As though that weren't enough, there was the baby-dropping, the sad gum-snapping TV confessional, the frequent trips to Taco Bell, and, oh yeah, marrying K-Fed. Now, thankfully, eBay's giving you a chance to let your true blue Britney colors shine proudly.

To start, there's a Vespa scooter with Britney's autograph on it. (Where on earth does our Brit ride a Vespa? Around the house?) The sale of the scooter will benefit the Camp Laurel foundation for children living with AIDS and HIV. In addition to the Vespa, you get a helmet signed not only by Spears but by an astoundingly random assortment of celebs like Neil Patrick Harris and Andy Milonakis.

Maybe you want to show your Britney spirit with something a little bit more low-key and low-emissions. The Britney Spears doll would be a wonderful addition to any doll collection and your children will be more properly raised by early exposure to the glory that is Britney Spears, don't you think?

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Puh der Baer    

I won't bid on the scooter, but I'll kick in to the fund to have K-Fag killed, and put out of OUR misery.

2855 days ago
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Puh der Baer    

I don't know just where she rides her scooter, but I wouldn't let her ride my scooter, not knowing where's she's been recently...

2855 days ago
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GOAWAY    

I think Brittany and K-Fed are the only ones that have big on either item so far because no one else wants it. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

2855 days ago
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hey ya'll    

is this what she took for a drive through at taco bell?

2855 days ago
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J Doe    

there are NO pics of britney driving the vespa....NONE NADA !! she's
more likey to stuff her face with a fat scooter pie!! than drive the scooter bike
around the neighborhood...

2855 days ago
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ManBearPig Huntress    

Come on you guys, it's for kids living with HIV and AIDS - PROBABLY HER OWN!! Nasty ass ho that she is, no telling what she passed on to those kids...

2855 days ago

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