TomFat -- Mouth Wide Open

It may have seemed like a mission impossible for Tom Cruise, but he has gone and done the unthinkable: packed on the pounds.
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Ever since nabbing the woman of his dreams (and mother of his child), Cruise has definitely let himself go. While his bride-to-be goes from pregnant to slender (almost unbelievably so) in preparation for their upcoming nuptials, Cruise might want to make sure Giorgio Armani does last-minute fittings of that tux, just in case.

Indeed, Cruise and Holmes have favored Mastro's and Wolfgang Puck's CUT steakhouses for their well-photographed supper jaunts, and as their respective menus suggest , this is hardly low-cal cuisine.

All play and no work make Tom, apparently, a fat boy.



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91. jessica go to an optometrist now. as for you $cientologists posting here, you're not fooling anyone. we who know how your cult operates and can recognize you from a mile away. we will not stop talking and will not stop showing the midget control freak loser cruise for what he really is. your insults only make us laugh. ha ha ha

Posted at 10:10AM on Nov 13th 2006 by nikki

92. Some Scientologists are fanatical, vicious people. Swearing at other posters on message boards is the least of it.

Posted at 10:24AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Hippo

93. I don't have millions of dollars but I can afford Crest White Strips. Tom, you might want to invest in some of those, your teeth are disgusting. And they're doing wonderful things with rhinoplasty these days. And come to think of it maybe some lifts in your shoes so Katie doesn't look like a giant next to you. Last, but certainly not least, a good psychiatrist to assist you with your control issues.

Posted at 10:38AM on Nov 13th 2006 by jess

94. All good ideas, Jess. I would add that Tom could also use a cult deprogrammer.

Posted at 10:48AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Hippo

95. I guess Kirsty shed it & Tom picked it up at one of those "scient-illogical" meetings of the Swamis. Halleluah & praise the "Hubbard".

Posted at 11:26AM on Nov 13th 2006 by RC

96. when he has been married
twice and is a scientologist. Is the Catholic church in ITALY
taking
bribes as well. J-LO tried this stunt in LA but ended uo in her
backyard.Or has the Pope chnges his views on Divorce and
cults........Somebody let me know of the latest take from the
Vatican. If thse two have a catholic ceremony , that speaks
volumes
about the catholic church.........................

Posted at 11:29AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Miapocca

97. Miapocca there will not be a Catholic ceremony, not because the Catholic church refused but because Cruise refused. The Holmes family had asked for a Catholic ceremony in addition to the Scientology ceremony but he nixed that. Nice guy, huh? This is the same big-mouth who tells people you can be Jewish or Catholic or whatever and still be a Scientologist. I guess that doesn't apply to him. What a lovely gesture to your future in laws, knowing that it meant alot to them. If it were my daughter I would have had her deprogrammed before she ever got pregnant, but I can only imagine the hell they're in knowing this jerk is their future son-in-law. I suppose they can take solace in the fact that his marraiges don't last. Gee, I wonder why.

Posted at 3:18PM on Nov 13th 2006 by jess

98. 2 pounds? Maybe 3?

Posted at 3:48PM on Nov 13th 2006 by Annalee

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