TomFat Mouth Wide Open

11/12/2006 2:03 AM PST

TomFat -- Mouth Wide Open

It may have seemed like a mission impossible for Tom Cruise, but he has gone and done the unthinkable: packed on the pounds.

Ever since nabbing the woman of his dreams (and mother of his child), Cruise has definitely let himself go. While his bride-to-be goes from pregnant to slender (almost unbelievably so) in preparation for their upcoming nuptials, Cruise might want to make sure Giorgio Armani does last-minute fittings of that tux, just in case.

Indeed, Cruise and Holmes have favored Mastro's and Wolfgang Puck's CUT steakhouses for their well-photographed supper jaunts, and as their respective menus suggest , this is hardly low-cal cuisine.

All play and no work make Tom, apparently, a fat boy.