K-Fed -- Burned Out?

46. To Posts #13, 26, 29, #35--

LOL so much to those job rejections for FED-ex! Hell, he probably couldn't get a job as a janitor at a gas station!

To Post #32 Timber Limber,
You nailed it right on the head. K-LOSER is no kind of true rapper (and never will be) because he has no real struggles in his life and he certainly never had any controversy to speak of. The guy is from the valley, for crissake! And to top it off, he doesn't have any hard criminal past, never did any jail time (that we know of) and of course (like you said) he hit the lottery when he bagged Britney and for two years lived in the lap of luxury!

So for someone claiming to have any street credentials (and worse pretending to be "black") is just stupid and an all out insult to real rappers out there. Hell, he couldn't even throw down a Poetry Slam because his timing sucks, he lacks the passion, and he's just completely uninteresting.

So there!

Posted at 3:44PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Lulu

47. #40 & 42: Le Nita
Being such a big fan as you claim to be of BRITNEY spears, some would assume you knew how to spell her name. I'm not Mr Spellcheck but come on you repeatedly spelled her name incorrectly.

Posted at 3:43PM on Nov 16th 2006 by The Limber Timber

48. Oh in regards to your last sentence about Fed-Ex needing a career of his own. I'm not to sure thats going to happen. From what I've seen on this comment board, he's been rejected from many miniscual jobs.

Posted at 3:45PM on Nov 16th 2006 by The Limber Timber

49. Dear K-Fag,

Sorry that you are having a hard time finding new employment during the holiday season. After carefully reviewing your job application for the student-worker program at Dumb Blonde Middle School, we have made the decision not to accept you into the program at this time. Due to the overwhelming applications being accepted and wide-range of qualified student workers, we have found that your present "skills" do not match any openings we have at this moment. We do understand, you have been practicing your work ethic by washing car windows at busy urban intersections on the weekends in Malibu and have partaked in our internship programs as a street corner flower salesman, a rapper, back-up dancer and also as a condinium for lease sign twirlwer, but these unskilled positions for temporary holiday employment have been filled. Please understand, these positions are highly sought and are only given to the most qualified students at DBMS. In the mean time, we suggest you work on developing some type of talent or skill in order to qualify for our summer job placement program. We do have counselors available to help you in your future development. Any questions or to make an appointment with a employment counselor, please call us at 800-555-DBMS.

Thank you,
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Posted at 3:56PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

50. #32 & #45 For instance, if you were wanting to break a song, would you dare? Or not? This guy whether we all think he is sh*t did in fact at least try. How many welfare people try? That is exactaly the difference between those who try to make things happen despite failure or not. In life, you will never know success unless you gave it a try - failure or not. My point was as much as we all wish we could see Kevin eating out of a trash can --- which we have yet to see. Until we see this we will know that he has truly failed himself -- that is true failure. TMZ has not given us this opportunity. The more we see postings of this guy partying up a storm, the dumber and dumber Britney and Shar look. They should have used their heads and used birth control. In the meantime, Kevin looks like the average guy in fact enjoying life.

Posted at 4:01PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Lena

51. Kev,

I think I remember you,,, did you do me at Hyde or was it in the back alley way of Mr. Chows,,, he-he, so many boy toys and not enough brain cells to remember them all. Anyhow, you want me to do what for you,,, give you a job? That's funny-LOL- you are silly. You boys usually want something else from me :) Let me ask my lil sis, she is trying to open up a new party spot for me to drink and snort for free. I'm not sure though,,, do you think you can handle washing dishes? You will need to speak Spanish and be illegal. Niki will also need you to send a resume. If Grandpa taught us anything, that was to hire talented help. Good luck in your job search, if that is all you wanted me for.

Hugs and kisses,
Paris

Posted at 4:36PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Paris

52. Enough of this wanna-be and his gang of wanna-be thugs who only hang out with him because of Britney's money. K-faggot will be all alone once his he blows the rest of his um Britney's money.

Posted at 4:40PM on Nov 16th 2006 by BoReD

53. Kevin is not a rhyming genius like I believe Eminem to be, but his rapping is really not that bad. He's got great potential to keep getting better and better. In fact, I like his song "Lose Control"! Don't take the lyrics so seriously---it's just a rap! So what if he's stating he's a "superstar"---they are just lyrics to a rap! Big deal!! He's waaaayyy better than a lot of rappers in my opinion (Eminem is my favorite, so excluding him)----at least when Kevin, like Eminem, raps, you can understand what these two are saying!!

So many of you on this board are so cruel. I really don't know how you can be so mean. Kevin never did anything to any of you. Leave him alone!

Posted at 4:48PM on Nov 16th 2006 by my opinion

54. GAWD WHO THE F*** DO THESE TWO LOSERS THINK THEY ARE? K-FAG IS SO F***ING UGLY & THAT OTHER GUY PLEEEEEEASE!!!!!

Posted at 4:59PM on Nov 16th 2006 by JULIE

55. OMG. Comment #50 You are truly despicable. As cute as you think you are, you sound like you are beyond crack@$$. Curious to know, what do you do for a living? Use a better codename Paris. Because Paris is a menstral cycle skidmark. Paris has no realization beyond who her mom is. Does she know who her dad is? You are truly beyond Paris... in fact.. beyond despicable.

Posted at 5:10PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Urskum

56. Hey Fed,

Paris texted me and said you are looking for a job. I might have something you can do. I am looking for someone to carry a puke bucket for me. So anytime I decide to have a bite to eat, you would be there to hold it for me, while I do my weightloss excercise. I know it isn't anything glamorous, but at least you would be getting paid to do something. There is also the benefit of finishing the food I do not eat, so you will be fed. Understand, you could not be seen by the papz or go into the clubs with me. You would be required to stand out in the back alleys and wait for me. Paris says you are hard up for work. Sorry, but this does not pay much, I can only pay you that minumum wage amount and the work hours would vary. This would only be a temporary position until Lupe, my bucket bitch makes it back across the border after being deported. Let me know, because Greasy Bear's brother has been bugging me for the job. So as a favor to my BFF, I am asking you first.

Love always,
Nicole

Posted at 5:12PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Nicole

57. Hey #54, all I am doing is releasing personnel information from our temporary employment agency on Fed-Ex's job searches. Don't get mad at the messenger, just enjoy all the rejection notes he is getting sent to him.

Posted at 5:17PM on Nov 16th 2006 by K-Fed's employment advisor

58. 9. C'mon peeps.. Kev Fed is the man and he's still trying to slip up in chains. He will rise to da top and y'all haters will be sorry. Peace and love to the man!

Posted at 1:34PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Derek

You are obviously an idiot and do not know talent......you dickhead, fed ex, and whoever his little man in this picture is are dog sh*t and you proved it as fed ex did.

Posted at 7:24PM on Nov 16th 2006 by marki

59. 16. None of these comments are funny. Not one. You people are getting dumber with every post.

Posted at 1:53PM on Nov 16th 2006 by KK

And you are a giant c**ksu^er just like fed ex.....you are the dumbest a**hole here. you old p***y

Posted at 7:23PM on Nov 16th 2006 by marki

60. hahaha..... looks like some people never change.... all he needs now is a smoke and a PS2 and be sitting infront of A tv.... all fried and playing a game for hours..... Britney is better off with out this gold digger....

Posted at 6:05PM on Nov 16th 2006 by sickness