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"O," Say Can You See...That You Have Dissed Me?

Posted Nov 19th 2006 12:10PM by TMZ Staff

Discussions about whether Oprah felt dissed by Tom Cruise's pointed failure to invite the daytime doyenne of domesticity to Italy be damned: We have proof of passive aggressive retaliation!
Cover of O Magazine -- November Issue
Well, OK. Maybe not. But at the least, an amusing case of coincidence.

Today, you see, "O" -- the Oprah magazine -- landed with a resounding thud on our neighbor's doorstep. So startled were we, that we hastened to examine the impact crater of this sizable periodical. When we saw the cover, a smile crossed our weary, media-creased face.

Smack in the middle of the December "O," a coverline blares, "We've got answers to life's stickiest situations! What to do if someone..."

  • Flirts with your husband
  • Never pays you back
  • Wants you to lie for them
  • Takes credit for your idea
  • Gives you a hideous gift
  • Has the kid from hell
And then, finally, there it was, in all its bitchy glory:
  • Hears you didn't invite them...
According to Oprah's forest-felling mag, the correct response (on page 298, natch!) when someone learns they weren't invited to a party is to say, " 'I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I invited a different group of friends.' The end. Long explanations are the worst."

Indeed.

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1. Oprah appear's on the cover of every issue? yes, it's called Oprah, but hey ho!

Posted at 12:20PM on Nov 19th 2006 by kololololo

2. Come on!! wasn't Lindsay or Paris out last night?????

Posted at 12:30PM on Nov 19th 2006 by j

3. If that's her real waist, I'll eat my sweat socks for dinner.

Posted at 12:33PM on Nov 19th 2006 by lily

4. Oprah has better things to do than attend a FAKE wedding!

Posted at 12:33PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Kristina

5. I think Tom was pissed because in a couple interviews(Sawyer,Letterman)Oprah kind of mocked his couch jumping episode! I'm sure Oprah is not sitting around depressed that she didn't get an invite!!

Posted at 4:38PM on Nov 19th 2006 by eileen

6. Oprah needs to look in a mirror...her hair looks horrible. I'm glad the conceited SOB didn't get invited...good.

Oprah needs to retire already.

Posted at 12:53PM on Nov 19th 2006 by tony

7. All the celebrity Scientologists have gone after Oprah.... John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Kirstie Allie, and most recently, Lisa Marie Presley. I guess they've all labeled her their quarry.

Good for Ms. O who has resisted them........ so far.

Clearly, Lisa Remini has labeled Jennifer Lopez as her quarry. Tom went after Katie Holmes and, obviously, got her.

Read the info about Scientologists. (They're almost as much of a cult as the Mormons!)

Here is info about recruiting celebrities by Scientologists:
http://people.aol.com/people/package/event/0,26325,1073518,00.html

Posted at 1:09PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Vickie

8. Oops. Here is the info about recruiting celebrities:

http://www.xenu.net/archive/celebrities/1955-ability_project_celebrity.png

Posted at 1:12PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Vickie

9. whose body did they photoshop oprah's head to?

Posted at 1:58PM on Nov 19th 2006 by ur mama

10. could Oprah's mouth be any bigger.
She could suck down a 10 lb pork roast in one fell swoop.
No wonder Tom didn't invite her to the wedding.

Posted at 1:26PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Mary

11. Oprah thinks she's cute and sexy. She is so not either. Can you say PHOTOSHOPPED. Whatever.

Posted at 1:42PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Daniel

12. tony, I agree with ya man. I remember her big old crooked rotting teeth back in the 80's to go with her 400 lb body;;everything is sagging on that body....and to Daniel, this photo is shopped cause in real life, her arms are huge and flabby, her waist is much bigger and oh, her thunder thighs, nuff said. Besides that...she thinks she is God.

Posted at 1:32PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Debbie

13. MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION CANCELLED! Boycott Oprah! Phony bitch needs no more. Do not buy her books, cd's, dvd's, watch her or subsidize her OR HER SPONSERS any longer!

Posted at 1:39PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Prince of Earl

14. If that's her body I'll eat my sweat socks. The girl is a chub with thunder thighs. She's also the height of conceit putting her nasty self on every cover of O. O, yes, I have never bought a copy and never will. Remember, O=Zero.

Posted at 1:46PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Mary

15. #10 I've never nor would I buy anything Oprah. She is a huge piece of crap.

Posted at 1:44PM on Nov 19th 2006 by steve

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