Discussions about whether Oprah felt dissed by Tom Cruise's pointed failure to invite the daytime doyenne of domesticity to Italy be damned: We have proof of passive aggressive retaliation!
Well, OK. Maybe not. But at the least, an amusing case of coincidence.
Today, you see, "O" -- the Oprah magazine -- landed with a resounding thud on our neighbor's doorstep. So startled were we, that we hastened to examine the impact crater of this sizable periodical. When we saw the cover, a smile crossed our weary, media-creased face.
Smack in the middle of the December "O," a coverline blares, "We've got answers to life's stickiest situations! What to do if someone..."
- Flirts with your husband
- Never pays you back
- Wants you to lie for them
- Takes credit for your idea
- Gives you a hideous gift
- Has the kid from hell
- Hears you didn't invite them...