For a guy who's been doing almost nothing but play golf for the last ten years, you'd think he wouldn't suck so bad -- but it has to be seen to be believed.

Maybe he just plays because he likes riding in white vehicles that go really, really slow.

Britney Spears might miss a lot more 'X Factor' auditions ... because she can! Simon Cowell gave Brit damn near free reign in order to sign the pop star to that $15 million deal -- but is it backfiring? We'll tell you what peeps on the set are saying.Plus, Chris Jericho's…