TomKat Meat & Greet

1. Tom enough with the chow already! DAMN! You're break your new wife the next time you climb aboard.

Posted at 12:59PM on Dec 7th 2006 by asscrack

2. The only one it bothers not having Oprah invited is you TMZ!

Posted at 1:25PM on Dec 7th 2006 by lee

3. Apparently you have to have terrible taste in fashion to make it into their inner circle. yikes!

Posted at 1:02PM on Dec 7th 2006 by HarpyLady

4. TMZ please tell us how many times each one of the above celebrities takes a dump in a given day. I need to know TMZ! I need to know!

Also, so you're not outscooped. Jessica Biel sneezed around 9:47 this morning. Alert the presses!

Posted at 1:17PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Jake Wheeler

5. I thought this second sort of wedding get together were for all of the family & friends who couldn't attending the wedding in Rome? The photos of the "friends" in attendance seem to be the same "friends" who flew across the Atlantic to attend the wedding bash.... Who cares?

Posted at 1:20PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Me

6. I don't think Jennifer Lopez has looked happy in a long time.....

Posted at 1:45PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Tina

7. Tina I agree, I think J.Lo is not in-love with MArc Antony. She's probably with him for business reasons not for love. And I read Tom was getting fat, but he apparently likes chowing down Steaks!! He must be happy to have such an appetite!

Posted at 1:52PM on Dec 7th 2006 by hottie

8. Their opulance and decadence is DISGUSTING
Another party? why? Is he still trying to prove that he's NOT GAY?
Thers a freeking war going on-----maybe they should step it down a notch
ASSES

Posted at 1:59PM on Dec 7th 2006 by anon

9. I don't think you could have rounded up three pics of uglier dresses than the ones you have here...leopard print and garbage-bag looking-bows and third grade dress, oh my!

Posted at 2:13PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Dawn

10. What's up with JLo? She seems to be getting skinnier and skinnier. Has she seriously lost weight to keep up with Katie and Victoria or are you stretching the pixes?

Posted at 2:19PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Pat

11. I hope J Lo keeps her ass

Posted at 2:51PM on Dec 7th 2006 by SV

12. Someone get Tom Cruise a stylist like IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!

He dresses in these 3 piece suits that make him look like my Grandfather who die in 1991.

Posted at 3:15PM on Dec 7th 2006 by liz

13. "anon" They passed out gift bags at the first wedding, with free coupons for auditing, pamphlets and a $cientology book. My guess is they didn't recruit as many dumbasses as they wanted to , so the second reception is to drum up more business.
That, or it's really Suri's first birthday party under the guise of a second wedding reception.............

Posted at 2:53PM on Dec 7th 2006 by libraesque

14. Katie looks like a old school marm in her black stockings and dress. Boy Tom really, really, really wants us all to think he's not gay. Must be tough living a lie for money and power.

Posted at 2:44PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Lolita

15. PLEASE MAKE THEM GO AWAY!!
nobody cares about TomKat except those shown in the pictures.
They all are complete FREAKS!

Posted at 2:50PM on Dec 7th 2006 by monica