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Yoko, Oh No!

Yoko OnoSomeone didn't tell Yoko that Halloween was over a month ago.

The shrieking septuagenarian showed up for an art event in Miami on Thursday in this Willy Wonka meets the Mad Hatter meets Elvira ensemble ... which caused shrieking of another ilk.

Yoko's top hat, sunglasses and plunging neckline create a fashion trilogy of terror that leaves us wishing she'd dress more species-appropriate. Imagine!



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16. shy guy my ass
no proof this is you. anyone can post any picture anywhere
one who likes to advertise is very low on self esteem and has something to proove within himself buddy
besides, looks like a wee little cotton ball on top of those 2 nuts defined as the size of an acorn
lmao

Posted at 4:04PM on Dec 8th 2006 by get over it

17. It is in poor taste to make fun of a woman on the anniversary of her husband's death.

Posted at 4:10AM on Dec 9th 2006 by Totty Mac

18. yoko is love

Posted at 5:01PM on Dec 8th 2006 by lola

19. What a nasty, bitchy thing to put up on the anniversary of John Lennon's murder. TMZ.com is just as bad as the murderous slime in the WH. Get on your knees to beg G-d for forgiveness.

Posted at 5:03PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Gloria

20. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOKO is GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice hat !

Posted at 5:44PM on Dec 8th 2006 by apapa

21. Amy #6
The only significance of December 8th, is it IS the day after December 7th, which in 1941 was the "day that will live in infamy": when the forces of Imperial Japan attacked our bases in Hawaii aka "Pearl Harbor Day"

Having said that, look at the fun bags on this old hag! My goodness! With all that John Lennon/Beatles money, she's looking pretty good for an old MILF!

Posted at 5:54PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Arf, arf said the old dog!

22. RIP John!
But would you look at the funbags on this old hag? My goodness she's looking pretty good what with all that John Lennon/Beatles money! Definitely MILF material!

Posted at 5:57PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Arf, arf said the old dog!

23. She could leave her hat on!

Posted at 5:58PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Randy Newman

24. Whatever happened to "growing old gracefully"? Why does a 70+-year-old woman feel compelled to appear "sexy"? Is her life so empty of meaning??

Posted at 6:14PM on Dec 8th 2006 by luvgabe

25. 1) John hadn't seen Julian in 12 years when May Pang (his personal assistant in the 70s who was literally appointed "John's companion" by Yoko, who was tired of their marriage at that point) persuaded him to rekindle a relationship with his son. I don't know what part, if any, Yoko played in the reunion but it *is* a well-known fact that she did leave behind a husband *and* a young daughter in Japan after hooking up with John. I'm sure that Yoko and her daughter have a decent relationship nowadays -- one would hope -- but I haven't heard anything about it in years. From what I hear, Sean and Julian Lennon are very close.

2) As much as I'm not too fond of Yoko, I admire the statement that she issued about December 8th. I also think she looks fantastic, better than ever.

3) That being said, however...doesn't anyone remember how she shacked up with a lover only six months after John's death? I always wondered if she had flipped out or if she simply wanted company OR if she'd been having an illicit affair behind John's back. Hell, maybe he was having a few of his own. These weren't and aren't your ordinary 9-5 folk; they were artists, bohemian in nature and exceedingly wealthy. In their circles, there is no such thing as a "value system."

Posted at 6:39PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Ms. Lotus

26. The wrong ono got shot.

Posted at 7:12PM on Dec 8th 2006 by jFp

27. It's almost worse than breaking up the Beatles.

Posted at 7:34PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV

28. Well, hey. At least she's not naked. I think even John would appreciate THAT fact at this point. Otherwise, whatever.

Posted at 10:42PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Pattycakes

29. She looks pretty good for her age. The way she is dressed didn't suprise me, she's one who marches to her own drummer. The picture however should have been taken somewhere else. Why? The XM logo behind her head almost make her look like a picture for a bobble head with the ((( ))) on the sides of her head. Don't think that's how John would want to remember her!

Posted at 12:16AM on Dec 9th 2006 by glynne64

30. I think she Looks very good for her age. I think there is one day out of the year you should leave her alone. Have a little compasion. Besides, when I'm in my 70's, I'll wear what ever I damn well please and not care what anyone says.

Posted at 1:53AM on Dec 9th 2006 by WAJ

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