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Yoko, Oh No!

12/8/2006 4:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Yoko OnoSomeone didn't tell Yoko that Halloween was over a month ago.

The shrieking septuagenarian showed up for an art event in Miami on Thursday in this Willy Wonka meets the Mad Hatter meets Elvira ensemble ... which caused shrieking of another ilk.

Yoko's top hat, sunglasses and plunging neckline create a fashion trilogy of terror that leaves us wishing she'd dress more species-appropriate. Imagine!


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It is in poor taste to make fun of a woman on the anniversary of her husband's death.

2815 days ago


yoko is love

2815 days ago

Gloria Picchetti    

What a nasty, bitchy thing to put up on the anniversary of John Lennon's murder. is just as bad as the murderous slime in the WH. Get on your knees to beg G-d for forgiveness.

2815 days ago


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOKO is GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice hat !

2815 days ago

We, are not amused.    

RIP John!
But would you look at the funbags on this old hag? My goodness she's looking pretty good what with all that John Lennon/Beatles money! Definitely MILF material!

2815 days ago

We, are not amused.    

She could leave her hat on!

2815 days ago


Whatever happened to "growing old gracefully"? Why does a 70+-year-old woman feel compelled to appear "sexy"? Is her life so empty of meaning??

2815 days ago

Vinyl Cat    

1) John hadn't seen Julian in 12 years when May Pang (his personal assistant in the 70s who was literally appointed "John's companion" by Yoko, who was tired of their marriage at that point) persuaded him to rekindle a relationship with his son. I don't know what part, if any, Yoko played in the reunion but it *is* a well-known fact that she did leave behind a husband *and* a young daughter in Japan after hooking up with John. I'm sure that Yoko and her daughter have a decent relationship nowadays -- one would hope -- but I haven't heard anything about it in years. From what I hear, Sean and Julian Lennon are very close.

2) As much as I'm not too fond of Yoko, I admire the statement that she issued about December 8th. I also think she looks fantastic, better than ever.

3) That being said, however...doesn't anyone remember how she shacked up with a lover only six months after John's death? I always wondered if she had flipped out or if she simply wanted company OR if she'd been having an illicit affair behind John's back. Hell, maybe he was having a few of his own. These weren't and aren't your ordinary 9-5 folk; they were artists, bohemian in nature and exceedingly wealthy. In their circles, there is no such thing as a "value system."

2815 days ago


The wrong ono got shot.

2815 days ago

Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV    

It's almost worse than breaking up the Beatles.

2815 days ago


Well, hey. At least she's not naked. I think even John would appreciate THAT fact at this point. Otherwise, whatever.

2814 days ago


She looks pretty good for her age. The way she is dressed didn't suprise me, she's one who marches to her own drummer. The picture however should have been taken somewhere else. Why? The XM logo behind her head almost make her look like a picture for a bobble head with the ((( ))) on the sides of her head. Don't think that's how John would want to remember her!

2814 days ago


I think she Looks very good for her age. I think there is one day out of the year you should leave her alone. Have a little compasion. Besides, when I'm in my 70's, I'll wear what ever I damn well please and not care what anyone says.

2814 days ago


R.I.P. John. We miss you.

2814 days ago

Brother Harold, S.J.    

This woman has GOT to be THE ugliest female on the planet, She even makes Tori Spelling--well, not beatiful, but tolerable enough to look at without throwing up.

2814 days ago
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