Paris is No "Space" Cadet

1. Yes, she does have a myspace......but we know Paris did not write that b/c she is not capable of putting those sentences together.

She is an idiot! She thinks LONDON is a COUNTRY.

Posted at 5:34PM on Dec 14th 2006 by parissucksliterally

2. WHERE THE F*CK IS PARIS HILTON'S MUGSHOT!!! This site sucks.

Posted at 5:46PM on Dec 14th 2006 by ezze

3. This was first reported by Hollywood Grind back on December 9th. Would be nice to have a footnote here that gives Hollywood Grind the credit they deserve.

Posted at 6:07PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Todd

4. When is this horse face going to go away!!

Posted at 6:07PM on Dec 14th 2006 by susie

5. Nobody cares if she's on my space or not. Thats where she gets her f*** mates from. I got 2 photos of her with no panties. If you want a copy email me at tattoo113@lycos.com.

Posted at 6:11PM on Dec 14th 2006 by tattoo

6. Paris Hilton is butt ugly. Enough said.

Posted at 6:20PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Shayna

7. Why is it every time Miss Useless takes a leak it's NEWS? WHY?
There's hundreds of celebrities, pick someone else TMZ.
This is just plain annoying now.

Posted at 6:31PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Prnzez

8. i hate elliot! he has no personality whatsoever! he sucks! liar!

Posted at 6:49PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Jen

9. Paris isn't smart enough to sign up for a myspace account.

Posted at 7:30PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Patty

10. my dog has more brains than paris,you can tell my dog to roll over,well ,you know what I mean,paris will roll over,but,if you tell her to play dead,well, I dont have a good example,my dog is smarter than her

Posted at 7:55PM on Dec 14th 2006 by roll over

11. IM SO SICK AND TIRED TO BE AMERICAN!!!! Why we have to be so DUMB ? Why we have to be so SICK ? WE ARE SICK MOTHERF***ERS! i hate REPUBLICANS and i HATE the RED STATES. RED STATES are full of TRASH. they are SCUM. They will all meet saddam,HITLER and PINOCHET in HELL!!!because they belong to hell. they are evil people.with no MORAL values.thats why i like PARIS HILTON. Because she exposes the Sh*t country that we live. i Love AMERICA but we all have to face it that our society is sick.we are psychopats living to be dumb. in the other hand i love america because im free to write this.

Posted at 8:12PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Amanda Wright

12. Smells like rotten fish in Kentwood.

Posted at 8:54PM on Dec 14th 2006 by george vieto

13. The photos of Paris Hilton's crotch are FAKE, they're photoshopped.
People are so damn stupid, to believe everything they see in print.

Paris is out making millions while losers are putting fake MySpace notes and fake photos together. Idiots.

Posted at 9:05PM on Dec 14th 2006 by angie

14. What kind of dumb a**holes are posting trash about Paris here?

Lazy lardos who are jealous of Paris' Hilton's good looks and money.

Ya,keep telling yourself that she's dumb if it makes you feel better - but she's raking in the dough and you're still LOSERS.

Posted at 9:14PM on Dec 14th 2006 by WTF

15.
God only knows how I hate this bitch! I would like to bend this slut over the hood of a 57 Chevy and shove a five pound chicken up her ass.

Posted at 9:32PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Hater