Finally Kill Jar Jar

12/20/2006 2:20 PM PST
No character in science fiction is more despised than Jar Jar Binks. George Lucas' attempt at humor in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace" was panned by critics and fans alike. If there were only a way to exact revenge on Jar Jar for sullying the Star Wars franchise...

An eBay auction is here to make your Jar Jar-icide dream come true! A lucky eBay seller won this life-size Jar Jar statue from an Albertsons supermarket when Episode I was released. How the seller was able to control his urge to completely destroy the thing is beyond us. Now you can take care of something that should have been done a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

May the force be with you.