Brandon: Turn Your Head and Cough

1/2/2007 4:36 PM PST
Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.

The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.

Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.