Fresh after marinating in the Hawaii sun, photogs spotted smoking oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis at Area last night with actor pal Nick Stahl. 
"Firecough" was sporting a sport coat with a t-shirt underneath that says, "MY WIENER IS HUGE IN JAPAN." This is an insult to Dachshunds everywhere.
1. UGLYYY..SMOKING MAKES YOUR FACE LOOK OLDER..NOT AT YOUR AGES..
Posted at 12:12PM on Jan 9th 2007 by bunny
2. The Brandon Davis is a homo. Who the F*ck does this think he is. My parents have money so i am qualified to be a celeb. What has happened to Hollywood when all you need to do to be a celeb is be absurdly wealthy and be an asshole ( i.e. Paris, Nicole, ect. ) These people are not talented and the more sites like this inflate their ego's, the worse this is going to get. At least Britney Spears and the Linday Lohan made their money on their own. They are still idiots, but they have the right to be because they earned it (kind of). Get a clue TMZ...Rich assholes are not celebs and celebs are not all rich assholes!
Posted at 12:17PM on Jan 9th 2007 by drewby
3. Stop taking pictures of this loser
Posted at 12:19PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Down where, down here!
4. The Brandon Davis is a homo. Who the F*ck does this think he is. My parents have money so i am qualified to be a celeb. What has happened to Hollywood when all you need to do to be a celeb is be absurdly wealthy and be an a**hole ( i.e. Paris, Nicole, ect. ) These people are not talented and the more sites like this inflate their ego's, the worse this is going to get. At least Britney Spears and the Linday Lohan made their money on their own. They are still idiots, but they have the right to be because they earned it (kind of). Get a clue TMZ...Rich a**holes are not celebs and celebs are not all rich a**holes!
Posted at 12:22PM on Jan 9th 2007 by drewby d
5. EWW...this guy is gross...and he has a small wiener....
Posted at 12:20PM on Jan 9th 2007 by FIRE CROTCH OUT
6. I AGREE WITH #2this guy is a freakin loser.no more of him ---please
Posted at 12:43PM on Jan 9th 2007 by lundy
7. OK, TMZ, just how much money does Brandon Davis really have?
Posted at 3:51PM on Jan 9th 2007 by SuperStarSteve
8. The reason this guy is in the news is because people report it.
Posted at 2:38PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Peter Coffin
9. Get your own t-shirt!
Posted at 12:47PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Shellfish
10. MAYBE IT'S JUST ME but why are we even talkin about this LOSER? THE SAME THING THAT MAKES HIM A 'CELEB' is the same thing that KEEPS people like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in the 'news' why?
Posted at 1:07PM on Jan 9th 2007 by MAYBE IT'S JUST ME
11. The reason he is continually in the spolight is because there will always be a facination with the extremely rich. This guy will never have to work a day in his life. His father is a billionare. I think that it is laughable that people always have to point out his less than moviestar looks. I'm sure that he doesn't care in the least. His life will be spent surrounded by beauty.
Posted at 12:55PM on Jan 9th 2007 by wisegirl
12. Nicole needs to give him diet tips. ASAP
Posted at 2:47PM on Jan 9th 2007 by WTF
13. Hey, Greasy Bear....Joe Francis called....he is still waiting for the 10 g's you owe him....uhhh...he says no checks please! La Lohan may only be "worth 7 million", but at least she doesn't need overdraft protection like SOME people.....
Posted at 1:08PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Liz Smith
14. Who Cares???!!!! He looks like a lot of bad plastic surgery. Enough of the rich pricks!
Posted at 12:59PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Bobby
15. It used to be nice to be born into money, but when you see this A-Hole, I rather be a middle class person. At least we get respect. This dude does nothing but take up space.
Posted at 1:05PM on Jan 9th 2007 by d - man
