Crouching Greasy Bear, Hidden Dragon

1/9/2007 1:51 PM PST
Fresh after marinating in the Hawaii sun, photogs spotted smoking oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis at Area last night with actor pal Nick Stahl.

"Firecough" was sporting a sport coat with a t-shirt underneath that says, "MY WIENER IS HUGE IN JAPAN." This is an insult to Dachshunds everywhere.