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Crouching Greasy Bear, Hidden Dragon

1/9/2007 1:51 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Fresh after marinating in the Hawaii sun, photogs spotted smoking oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis at Area last night with actor pal Nick Stahl.

"Firecough" was sporting a sport coat with a t-shirt underneath that says, "MY WIENER IS HUGE IN JAPAN." This is an insult to Dachshunds everywhere.

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bunny    

UGLYYY..SMOKING MAKES YOUR FACE LOOK OLDER..NOT AT YOUR AGES..

2751 days ago
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Dark Knight    

Stop taking pictures of this loser

2751 days ago
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drewby    

The Brandon Davis is a homo. Who the F*ck does this think he is. My parents have money so i am qualified to be a celeb. What has happened to Hollywood when all you need to do to be a celeb is be absurdly wealthy and be an a**hole ( i.e. Paris, Nicole, ect. ) These people are not talented and the more sites like this inflate their ego's, the worse this is going to get. At least Britney Spears and the Linday Lohan made their money on their own. They are still idiots, but they have the right to be because they earned it (kind of). Get a clue TMZ...Rich a**holes are not celebs and celebs are not all rich a**holes!

2751 days ago
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USHER LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER    

EWW...this guy is gross...and he has a small wiener....

2751 days ago
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lundy    

I AGREE WITH #2this guy is a freakin loser.no more of him ---please

2751 days ago
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SuperStarSteve    

OK, TMZ, just how much money does Brandon Davis really have?

2751 days ago
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Peter Coffin    

The reason this guy is in the news is because people report it.

2751 days ago
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Paris    

Get your own t-shirt!

2751 days ago
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Sumumba    

MAYBE IT'S JUST ME but why are we even talkin about this LOSER? THE SAME THING THAT MAKES HIM A 'CELEB' is the same thing that KEEPS people like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in the 'news' why?

2751 days ago
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wisegirl    

The reason he is continually in the spolight is because there will always be a facination with the extremely rich. This guy will never have to work a day in his life. His father is a billionare. I think that it is laughable that people always have to point out his less than moviestar looks. I'm sure that he doesn't care in the least. His life will be spent surrounded by beauty.

2751 days ago
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WTF    

Nicole needs to give him diet tips. ASAP

2751 days ago
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belle    

Hey, Greasy Bear....Joe Francis called....he is still waiting for the 10 g's you owe him....uhhh...he says no checks please! La Lohan may only be "worth 7 million", but at least she doesn't need overdraft protection like SOME people.....

2751 days ago
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d-man    

It used to be nice to be born into money, but when you see this A-Hole, I rather be a middle class person. At least we get respect. This dude does nothing but take up space.

2751 days ago
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amy    

2 drewby, I know what you mean. I was just going to ask who this guy is anyway.

2751 days ago
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sakura    

La Lohan turned his greasy butt down for a date and he's been bitter ever since, hence the cruel nickname "fire crotch." This "boy" maybe rich, but he's tasteless and classless and unattractive.

Without his parents money, he'd be asking "would you like fries with that?"

2751 days ago
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