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It's not easy being Gummi Bear. Blubbery Jason Davis, abominably blonded brother of TMZ's favorite over-entitled Hollywood clubgoer, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, had a little issue at the Roosevelt Hotel last night -- when his credit card was apparently denied!

When asked what happened, the behemoth brother bleated, "My card had an issue." The issue of not having paid your bill maybe? Just guessing. Perhaps it's that blonde Goldilocks thing.

Davis went on rambling about working nine to five, running a company or two, and maybe getting engaged. And then Gummi Bear went home to eat more porridge. The End.



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Posted at 2:49PM on Jan 11th 2007 by ashley

2. WHY DOES TMZ ALWAYS WRITE ABOUT THIS GUY?? REALLY WHO CARES ABOUT THIS FAT PIG ANYWAYS!

Posted at 2:51PM on Jan 11th 2007 by LISA

3. If this guy doesn't lose weight his future will be bleak.

Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Robbie

4. MUST BE A SLOW DAY ...

Posted at 3:48PM on Jan 11th 2007 by LISA

5. what a fat bastard ha ha your card was maxed sir welcome to the real world fatty

Posted at 2:47PM on Jan 11th 2007 by TMZ User

6. why does this large man always stick his tongue out while he is talking. he looks like an oversized lizard. oh yeah, nice hair Gummi Bear.

Posted at 3:11PM on Jan 11th 2007 by what the hell people

7. Surprise surprise....NOT.

Posted at 2:48PM on Jan 11th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

8. Fat bastard is right.

What a freaking PIG.

Posted at 3:24PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Chewi

9. I agree with #5. Jason should really be taking care of his health. He's not that old.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Milly

10. i agree with Lisa#4

Posted at 3:19PM on Jan 12th 2007 by jerry

11. What are his two businesses he is supposedly "running"? His "Eat all day Long" franchise? Or is it the "Jason Davis Beauty Spa'?

Posted at 3:07PM on Jan 11th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

12. He obviously has some issues. Money can't buy happiness.

Posted at 3:29PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Tammy

13. Hey ....(chomp, chomp, cough, cough) stop talking about my brother!
So what if he's..(chomp, chomp, cough, cough) fat, and generally not pleasant to look at, he's rich! (cough cough) You're just a bunch of (chomp, chomp, cough, cough) ....um.....um...let me think of something good...(chomp, chomp, cough, cough).. you're all just a bunch of firecrotches--yeah that's it!

Posted at 3:12PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Big Fat Lazy Greasebucket Brandon Davis

14. #9 shut the front door!!

Posted at 3:18PM on Jan 11th 2007 by DR GRUV

15. All that money and he can't hire a trainer and a stylist?

Posted at 3:53PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Tuvok68

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