It's Hard Out Here for an Oil Heir

1/11/2007 4:32 PM PST
It's not easy being Gummi Bear. Blubbery Jason Davis, abominably blonded brother of TMZ's favorite over-entitled Hollywood clubgoer, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, had a little issue at the Roosevelt Hotel last night -- when his credit card was apparently denied!

When asked what happened, the behemoth brother bleated, "My card had an issue." The issue of not having paid your bill maybe? Just guessing. Perhaps it's that blonde Goldilocks thing.

Davis went on rambling about working nine to five, running a company or two, and maybe getting engaged. And then Gummi Bear went home to eat more porridge. The End.