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It's Hard Out Here for an Oil Heir

1/11/2007 4:32 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

It's not easy being Gummi Bear. Blubbery Jason Davis, abominably blonded brother of TMZ's favorite over-entitled Hollywood clubgoer, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, had a little issue at the Roosevelt Hotel last night -- when his credit card was apparently denied!

When asked what happened, the behemoth brother bleated, "My card had an issue." The issue of not having paid your bill maybe? Just guessing. Perhaps it's that blonde Goldilocks thing.

Davis went on rambling about working nine to five, running a company or two, and maybe getting engaged. And then Gummi Bear went home to eat more porridge. The End.

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liloluver    

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2660 days ago
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liz    

WHY DOES TMZ ALWAYS WRITE ABOUT THIS GUY?? REALLY WHO CARES ABOUT THIS FAT PIG ANYWAYS!

2660 days ago
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Black Sheep    

If this guy doesn't lose weight his future will be bleak.

2660 days ago
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liz    

MUST BE A SLOW DAY ...

2660 days ago
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TMZ_User    

what a fat bastard ha ha your card was maxed sir welcome to the real world fatty

2660 days ago
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stoopit    

why does this large man always stick his tongue out while he is talking. he looks like an oversized lizard. oh yeah, nice hair Gummi Bear.

2660 days ago
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SuperStarSteve    

Surprise surprise....NOT.

2660 days ago
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Chewi    

Fat bastard is right.

What a freaking PIG.

2660 days ago
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Milly    

I agree with #5. Jason should really be taking care of his health. He's not that old.

2660 days ago
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jerry    

i agree with Lisa#4

2660 days ago
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SuperStarSteve    

What are his two businesses he is supposedly "running"? His "Eat all day Long" franchise? Or is it the "Jason Davis Beauty Spa'?

2660 days ago
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p1tey1    

He obviously has some issues. Money can't buy happiness.

2660 days ago
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janet    

Hey ....(chomp, chomp, cough, cough) stop talking about my brother!
So what if he's..(chomp, chomp, cough, cough) fat, and generally not pleasant to look at, he's rich! (cough cough) You're just a bunch of (chomp, chomp, cough, cough) ....um.....um...let me think of something good...(chomp, chomp, cough, cough).. you're all just a bunch of firecrotches--yeah that's it!

2660 days ago
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Dr Gruv    

#9 shut the front door!!

2660 days ago
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Tuvok68    

All that money and he can't hire a trainer and a stylist?

2660 days ago
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