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Jessica Simpson Lips Forever

1/19/2007 3:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica SimpsonDo you want plump lips like Jessica's ... for the next fifty or sixty years?

Jessica's "Dessert Treats" line of cosmetics has found its way to eBay with this auction of a box of 100 Creamsicle Lip Candy lipsticks. Maybe the creamsicle flavor didn't catch on. The seller claims that it makes your lips tingle and plump, which doesn't sound like a treat at all.

Be the first (and last) person on your block to have your lips smelling conspicuously like cream and oranges ... and looking like Ball Park Franks.

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Mike V.    

Her lipstick, like her lips and career are made for sucking.

2803 days ago
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duh...totally !    

her crap is on clearance at your local Walgreens...99 cents each !

2803 days ago
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sara    

are you kidding me? Jess-- actually wear her own product line---- HA!!!!!!!! Thats a joke.

2803 days ago
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Great Dane    

I love Jessica....I think she's great, and her make up line has been very successful thus far.......um, Jay-Z's Roca Wear has dog fur......shit happens.....it's not like she "created" the line, she just got paid to endorse it.....

2803 days ago
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Seriously    

That crap smelled awful and the prices were outrageous.
It deserves to be in the clearance bin.

2803 days ago
6.

Wicked    

no thanks I'll pass...maybe Papa Joe can use it as anal cream...loser's.

2803 days ago
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lizzie    

i dunno about the lipstick, but the BODYSPRAY is delicious! i bought the bodyspray before and it smelled like strawberry and it was soooo edibile. naughty flashbacks. definitely tasty.

2803 days ago
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NICKI    

I have always loved Jessica & anything she endorses I buy. I love her shoes, handbags, hair extentions, etc. Whatever she wears & whatever she's selling, I just think she's the greatest! What a pretty , sweet, funny, sexy girl! Way to go Jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2803 days ago
9.

Whatever    

Way overpriced crap that smelled like cat piss. She could use it to shove up her smelly holes.

2803 days ago
10.

Whatever    

Jamie you may want to get a life and stop being a jessica droid. People like you make this snatch so popular. Idiot.

2803 days ago
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susie    

This stuff is nasty!! Agree with u all..

2803 days ago
12.

We, are not amused.    

"Two things I know about...pulling dents and Blow job lips."

2803 days ago
13.

Save Shiloh from Angelina ~    



How about some of Horse face 's ( Jessica Simpson ) Lip gloss ya'all !

It cracks me up that the Simpson skanks who have had plenty of cosmetic surgery ! (and both are still U-G-L-Y horse faces !! ) want ppl to buy their mkup or their beauty secrets LOL !

Go away talentless hacks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2803 days ago
14.

drdisaia    

Do they come with a lip filler injection as well?

LOL.

2803 days ago
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sakura    

Sell, it? You couldn't give it away! I'll admit to buying some of her lipsticks (when I was still a fan) and they did nothing but make my lips looks like a $2.00 whores. If you want your lips to look like you have V.D., then it's the brand for you! ^_^

2803 days ago
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