Do you want plump lips like Jessica's ... for the next fifty or sixty years?
Jessica's "Dessert Treats" line of cosmetics has found its way to eBay with this auction of a box of 100 Creamsicle Lip Candy lipsticks. Maybe the creamsicle flavor didn't catch on. The seller claims that it makes your lips tingle and plump, which doesn't sound like a treat at all.
Be the first (and last) person on your block to have your lips smelling conspicuously like cream and oranges ... and looking like Ball Park Franks.