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Posted Jan 19th 2007 1:35PM by TMZ Staff

Jessica SimpsonDo you want plump lips like Jessica's ... for the next fifty or sixty years?

Jessica's "Dessert Treats" line of cosmetics has found its way to eBay with this auction of a box of 100 Creamsicle Lip Candy lipsticks. Maybe the creamsicle flavor didn't catch on. The seller claims that it makes your lips tingle and plump, which doesn't sound like a treat at all.

Be the first (and last) person on your block to have your lips smelling conspicuously like cream and oranges ... and looking like Ball Park Franks.

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1. Her lipstick, like her lips and career are made for sucking.

Posted at 2:49PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Who Cares?

2. her crap is on clearance at your local Walgreens...99 cents each !

Posted at 5:46PM on Jan 19th 2007 by duh!

3. This is not a new product.They probably arent going to make them anymore.They were marked down to 25 cents each at Walgreens last month. These lipglosses,bodysprays and lotions and powders are old news.

Posted at 3:25PM on Jan 19th 2007 by becki

4. are you kidding me? Jess-- actually wear her own product line---- HA!!!!!!!! Thats a joke.

Posted at 3:49PM on Jan 19th 2007 by sara

5. I love Jessica....I think she's great, and her make up line has been very successful thus far.......um, Jay-Z's Roca Wear has dog fur......shit happens.....it's not like she "created" the line, she just got paid to endorse it.....

Posted at 4:02PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Great Dane

6. Right on duh, they're practically giving the crap away at Walgreens.
It smells awful! The prices were outrageous and now that everyone
know how horrible the stuff is, it's off for some sucker to buy on Ebay.

Posted at 4:19PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Prnzez

7. That crap smelled awful and the prices were outrageous.
It deserves to be in the clearance bin.

Posted at 4:24PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Prnzez

8. no thanks I'll pass...maybe Papa Joe can use it as anal cream...loser's.

Posted at 4:29PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Leah

9. i dunno about the lipstick, but the BODYSPRAY is delicious! i bought the bodyspray before and it smelled like strawberry and it was soooo edibile. naughty flashbacks. definitely tasty.

Posted at 8:42PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by lizzie

10. I have always loved Jessica & anything she endorses I buy. I love her shoes, handbags, hair extentions, etc. Whatever she wears & whatever she's selling, I just think she's the greatest! What a pretty , sweet, funny, sexy girl! Way to go Jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:02PM on Jan 19th 2007 by jamie

11. Way overpriced crap that smelled like cat piss. She could use it to shove up her smelly holes.

Posted at 6:13PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Get Real

12. Jamie you may want to get a life and stop being a jessica droid. People like you make this snatch so popular. Idiot.

Posted at 6:15PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Get Real

13. This stuff is nasty!! Agree with u all..

Posted at 6:23PM on Jan 19th 2007 by susie

14. "Two things I know about...pulling dents and Blow job lips."

Posted at 6:34PM on Jan 19th 2007 by The ghost of Big P***y

15.

How about some of Horse face 's ( Jessica Simpson ) Lip gloss ya'all !

It cracks me up that the Simpson skanks who have had plenty of cosmetic surgery ! (and both are still U-G-L-Y horse faces !! ) want ppl to buy their mkup or their beauty secrets LOL !

Go away talentless hacks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:51PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Stop talentless hacks !

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