Do you want plump lips like Jessica's ... for the next fifty or sixty years?
Jessica's "Dessert Treats" line of cosmetics has found its way to eBay with this auction of a box of 100 Creamsicle Lip Candy lipsticks. Maybe the creamsicle flavor didn't catch on. The seller claims that it makes your lips tingle and plump, which doesn't sound like a treat at all.
Be the first (and last) person on your block to have your lips smelling conspicuously like cream and oranges ... and looking like Ball Park Franks.
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Commentsher crap is on clearance at your local Walgreens...99 cents each !
are you kidding me? Jess-- actually wear her own product line---- HA!!!!!!!! Thats a joke.
I love Jessica....I think she's great, and her make up line has been very successful thus far.......um, Jay-Z's Roca Wear has dog fur......shit happens.....it's not like she "created" the line, she just got paid to endorse it.....
That crap smelled awful and the prices were outrageous.
It deserves to be in the clearance bin.
no thanks I'll pass...maybe Papa Joe can use it as anal cream...loser's.
i dunno about the lipstick, but the BODYSPRAY is delicious! i bought the bodyspray before and it smelled like strawberry and it was soooo edibile. naughty flashbacks. definitely tasty.
I have always loved Jessica & anything she endorses I buy. I love her shoes, handbags, hair extentions, etc. Whatever she wears & whatever she's selling, I just think she's the greatest! What a pretty , sweet, funny, sexy girl! Way to go Jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way overpriced crap that smelled like cat piss. She could use it to shove up her smelly holes.
Jamie you may want to get a life and stop being a jessica droid. People like you make this snatch so popular. Idiot.
"Two things I know about...pulling dents and Blow job lips."
How about some of Horse face 's ( Jessica Simpson ) Lip gloss ya'all !
It cracks me up that the Simpson skanks who have had plenty of cosmetic surgery ! (and both are still U-G-L-Y horse faces !! ) want ppl to buy their mkup or their beauty secrets LOL !
Go away talentless hacks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sell, it? You couldn't give it away! I'll admit to buying some of her lipsticks (when I was still a fan) and they did nothing but make my lips looks like a $2.00 whores. If you want your lips to look like you have V.D., then it's the brand for you! ^_^

















