1. Paris' house is far from a mansion. It's a normal house in the Hollywood Hills. No big deal.

Posted at 1:28PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Jess

2. Ah that skank never knows who she'll be sleeping with next, so she's just coming prepared.

Posted at 1:29PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by iknowpopculture

3. Bull sh*t.

Posted at 1:31PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by amy

4. Dear Paris,

You are great!
Every day I watch your great DVDS.
Yesterday I listened to your CD again.
I like your frog shaped pillow you had on The Simple Life.
James L. Crum

Posted at 1:40PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by James L. Crum

5. That was pretty lame. Definitely not news-worthy!

Posted at 1:42PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Dave in PDX

6. OK, TMZ, are you guys hard up for a story??????????????????????????????????

Posted at 2:00PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by tina

7. #5 Tonisha..you're an idiot. I think you and that Crown guy moron would make a great couple.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Party On Garth

8. if i were her, i'd just sleepwalk into oncoming traffic & berid the world of my self-centered, dumbfounded, stringy haired ass
cuz that's how i roll

Posted at 2:15PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by DR GRUV

9. one thing about that Paris in my bich, and I f*** with her to the fullest, and to Jess her house is a Manison compared to your you HATER

Posted at 2:22PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by tonisha from Washington DC

10. Great babe Paris Hilton for pictures go to http://www.hiltons.nl
Also some movie clips on http://www.hiltons.nl

Posted at 2:26PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Maaz

11. James L. Crum needs to get his head out of Parisite's ass. Only a complete moron would like her as much as he does.

Posted at 2:34PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by J dub

12. You know what, I use to hate on Paris Hilton, but I'm not going to
Anymore. You know why? Because she's a FREAKING GENIUS! Wait, and hear
me out. She has no talent and if not for her families money she'd be
Asking "would you like fries with that?"

A) She can't sing worth a damn. William Hung sold more CD's than Paris. Yikes!

B) She can't act. She all her movies and porno for confirmation

C) Her perfume line smells like a freshly f-ed whore rolling around in poppouri

Yet she all the media talks about. Her popularity is shocking
(and scary) and people seem to love this girl. They follow her every
move.

She's obviously a brilliant, evil mastermind bent on taking over the world and I'm her newest fan. Gotta love her scary, sneaky mind!

Posted at 2:39PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by JenniFUR LoPez

13. Leave Paris alone! She has a HARD LIFE!

I mean, spending thousands of dollars everyday on clothes you'll only wear once is tough work. You know you can NEVER wear the same outfit in public again!

Sleeping with countless rich guys & having to pose for countless pictures is tiring.

Hell, partying all night with her celeb friends and getting free stuff is hard work, haters! ^_^

Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by JenniFUR LoPez

14. Lol

Posted at 3:10PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by DR GRUV

15. Its a little early for her to be up?Hydes dont close untill 2:00 A.M ,maybe shes guzzzleing down Red Bull ,by the case,Oh!!!!! the snort,I almost forgot

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Case of Red Bull?