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Anna Nicole to Birkhead -- Go F**k Yourself

1/23/2007 5:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Anna NicoleTMZ obtained an AOL Instant Message exchange yesterday between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. Anna Nicole made it clear that she's not going to submit to a DNA paternity test without a fight.

The following is a precise transcript, complete with spelling and grammatical errors (but the user names have been changed):

Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino
Larry not at a casino
Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole Yall are sick
Larry show up for the test with the baby\
Anna Nicole don't think so
Anna Nicole u wish
Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole in your dreams

The deadline for the paternity test was today. We've learned Smith's lawyers were in Los Angeles County Superior Court this morning trying to block the test. The judge has not issued a definitive ruling on Smith's motion and so far the DNA test has not happened.

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31.

Personally I think she has Post Partum Depression it explains her current weird acts    

Listen TMZ you have sunk to an all time low. This information is not easy to obtain unless you have a court order and that is highly unlikely. Your website it owned by a lawyer right, well he can explain it to every reader here "this is a fake"

I work in computers and a paralegal so let me tell you how easy it is to fabricate this information to look like it came from any individual. AOL has not released this information and TMZ et should be ashamed of themselves for posting fabricated information.

To all the posters who will be here shortly saying nasty things about Ms. Smith remember the source. Besides do you people honestly think she is even chatting with birkhead? Come on now that is too funny.

TMZ your site crap and you post nothing but crap. Remember what goes around comes around.

2642 days ago
32.

moi    

She obviously has something to hide.....and I don't think either of those guys are the baby's daddy!

2642 days ago
33.

repost    

Well Laura she has been talking to him she called and thanked him for the gifts he sent to Dannilynn at christmas much to Howies dismay.

Is this above something Vickie Lynn would do absolutly not.

2642 days ago
34.

ORPHANS IN UNITED STATES NEEDS JUST AS MUCH HELP , STARTS AT "HOME ( USA )    

#5 ...........YOU'RE RIGHT , SHE'S KNOWS THIS BABY IS BY LARRY'S , HER NEW HUBBY KNOWS ITS THE TRUTH , AND NOT ONLY THAT , HER HUBBY SHE HAS NOW , IF HE WANTED A BABY BY HER , HE WOULD OF DONE IT YEARS BEFORE LARRY AND NICOLE GOTTEN TOGETHER ,SUPPOSELY HER HUBBY WAS WITH HER BEFORE LARRY CAME IN THE PICTURE.

#6 THIS PICTURE ABOVE TELLS THE WHOLE TRUTH , WHAT KIND OF SLUT SHE IS , FIRST OF ALL , IF YOU'RE TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTER , YOU WOULDNT BE GETTING ON ANY MESSAGE BOARD OR HAVE A PICTURE TAKEN AND ACT LIKE THIS , BUT THEN AGAIN , ANNA NICOLE ISNT "NORMAL" THE BITCH IS WIERD AND IMMATURE . SHE HAD A SH*TTY LIFE , AND SHE'S GOING TO PUT HER HUBBY AND BABY THROUGH IT , AND MAKE THERE LIFE MISERABLE .

NOT ONLY THAT IF ANNA'S MOTHER WANTED TOO , SHE COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT ANNA , BUT THEN AGAIN , WHY IN THE HELL WOULD ANYONE IN THIS WORLD , WANT TO BUY IT , WHY MAKE SOMEONE ELSE RICH .

ANNA DOESNT DESERVE ANY CHILDREN .............

2642 days ago
35.

Opinion    

Post #2 - That's exactly right ANYONE else would be in jail if they avoided a court order...Anna EXPECTS " Special " treatment...she will be FORCED to "change "
her tune SOON enough...you CAN'T keep running from the LAW and get away
with it.

She is making a "JOKE " of the law...and she finds this AMUSING???... WTF???

2642 days ago
36.

the wise old owl    

This Drug Addict never ceases to amaze me. She just continues to LIE ,,, LIE...LIE.

It's a shame really. Authorities can't physically forse her to take the paternity test even though they have a judgement stating she has to comply. This is a catch 22 situation.

She's refusing to pay Callendars the $ she owes them. She refuses to comply to the paternity test. SHE IS HER OWN WORST ENENMY. She wouldn't leave the Horizon House until she was forced to do so . She is a liability to anyone's life she touches. I find her extrememly dysfuntional and self absorbed.

I'll just bet she won't even cooperate when her Inquest trail starts. SHe must be so high that she doesn't realize how she comes off to the general public. At this point ...she thinks she can get away with anything. Because so far....SHE HAS.

. Who ever the FATHER is ........he has a right to know and be involved with his child's life. Her brain is functioning on " some other level " that no one can possibily understand. The Bahamian authorities need to send in some kind of CPS to check on Dannilynn. WTF is taking so long ? That little girl deserves so much better than what ANS can provide as a " mother " Just do something that is " in the best interst of the child ".....This is getting ridiculous. What good is a judgement from a court of Law if it can't be enforsed ?

2642 days ago
37.

Dr Gruv    

man it's like two 3 yr. olds writing that s**t... they can both lick mah balls
anna is a fat biotch & needs to do the right, but that might be hard for her, considering she has never done the right thing b4,
note to anna: stop acting like a little bitch & submit to a DNA paternity test!!

2642 days ago
38.

cheryl    

ANS IS ONE OF THE MOST HATED WOMEN IN THE U.S.A.....SHE IS DECEITFUL,
WHITE TRASH, 8TH GRADE DROP-OUT, SHALLOW, SHAMEFUL, DISGUSTING,
A PSYCHOPATHIC LIAR AND ABOVE ALL A CRIMINAL ! HOLD ON EVERYONE, BECAUSE HER NECK IS ABOUT TO BE SNAPPED !!!! ALTHOUGH SHE THINKS SHE IS ABOVE THE LAW, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, SHE IS NOT !! THEY'RE FINISHED MONKEYING AROUND WITH HER AND A GOOD LONG STINT IN JAIL AWAITS THIS BROAD !!! HAVE FUN IN JAIL, ANNA !!! LARRY GOOD LUCK TO YOUR JOB AS A FULL TIME DADDY !! AND BEN GET YOUR HOUSE BACK AND FUMIGATED, MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER JUST TO BURN IT DOWN AFTER SHE'S LIVED IN IT !!

2642 days ago
39.

Me    

I hope Debra Opri walked into Superior Court with cotton swabs.

ANS brings new meaning to Bob Barker's signoff, "Have your pet spayed or neutered."

2642 days ago
40.

WKRP    

this IM conversation in chatfu:
http://chatfu.com/p/7f36d0f17d18e9f2

2642 days ago
41.

Robert    

Sluts on AIM? This is a first.

http://itapped.com

2642 days ago
42.

Hollywood    

I kinda do question that AOL chat, but believe that Birkhead is the baby daddy.

2642 days ago
43.

cheryl    

To #21 !!! Thanks for the tidbit there...Looks like TMZ has lied...What is TMZ trying to prove by this nonsense ? I would have thought that they'd be above it !! TMZ I have lost all faith in any truth from your articles because of this !! Whomever decided to put this in and deceive your readers should be FIRED !

2642 days ago
44.

yo single mama    

Ewww...I can't stand this SLUT! How did TMZ get this info though?

2642 days ago
45.

Sand In My Crack    

Change your name you old crone. The Energizer Bunny would be more appropriate..you just keep going and going and going and going and.......

2642 days ago
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