Nicky Keeps Wobbly Paris In Line

1. ..DO either of them know what a eatery is?

Posted at 1:39PM on Jan 24th 2007 by webjamin2

2. Rich Skanks. Throw em under a truck and let's get it over with.

Posted at 3:11PM on Jan 24th 2007 by JT

3. Why oh why instead of a DUI, couldn't she have just driven over a cliff?
It would be one last Paris story, a lot of laughs and we would all be better off.

Posted at 2:21PM on Jan 24th 2007 by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

4. Everyone knows how ugly Paris's nose is. Her nose turns to the side and it looks like a penis that's hanging.

Posted at 2:44PM on Jan 24th 2007 by Paris Penis Nose

5. WWW.PARISEXPOSED.COM

...is a website that Paris and her publicist Elliot would NEVER want you to see!

She didn't pay her $208 storage unit bill on a 6000 sq foot storage rental of things from her house, including more video tapes, X rated photos of her in various situations, and her diary..inspite of the storage company constantly calling for payment. Her stuff ended up being auctioned off and all of it was bought by the guy who runs WWW.PARISEXPOSED.COM and it's all for your viewing pleasure..and purchase!

She makes Tara Reid and Brittany look like angels!

Posted at 2:35PM on Jan 24th 2007 by angela

6. Dear Paris,

You have millions of loyal fans.
I watch The Simple Life over and over and over and over and over again.
When are you going to start The Simple LIfe 5?
James L. Crum

Posted at 2:55PM on Jan 24th 2007 by James L. Crum

7. You could smell the sushi and rotten fish for miles,,, whoops Table 8 Ball isn't a fish restaurant, must have been the skank sisters.

Posted at 3:23PM on Jan 24th 2007 by Charlie Tuna

8. Death to Paris! No Talent, No Class, Please stay home, were sick of you!

Posted at 5:16PM on Jan 24th 2007 by Paula

9. Hey average Hiltons.. why the long faces?

Posted at 6:09PM on Jan 24th 2007 by Doug

10. They've both got horse faces!!! Paraskank's is horsier than Nikki's, but, hey, whore's of the same color.....

Posted at 8:21PM on Jan 24th 2007 by Puh der Baer

11. Jeez... have you guys seen that site with Paris hilton?? she's in TROUBLE!!!! ha ha ha hah a

paris is over exposed!!!!!!

Posted at 8:50PM on Jan 24th 2007 by Princess

12. Both these f**king bitches are skank whores. Drunk, stupid & insipid. The only things worse than them are their parents; they should be publicly drawn & quartered for having kids & then handing them off to the hired help to raise them. Even though these bitches are as dumb as a bag of doorknobs, they never had a chance to grow a brain, thanks to their stupid rich kid parents. Just shameful...

Posted at 9:31PM on Jan 24th 2007 by jay jeffries

13. Let's see..spend 40 bucks to see Paris perform more sex acts on her website or stick a red hot poker up my ass while simultaneously swallowing massive amounts of Drano.......hmmmmm..tough decision.

Posted at 9:40PM on Jan 24th 2007 by Party On Garth

14. Now of Paris and Nicky Hilton, they both need a new out look in life. Especially Paris. They are both too rich for their own good. Try getting into regular clothes and try a job, your parents don't have any dealings with. Mommie Paris, leave your children alone and let them grow up without your backing. No money no nothing, let them do for themselves and they will be better off, instead of handing everything to them. Give the money to something else. Money is the root of all evil if there is to much of it

Posted at 9:48PM on Jan 24th 2007 by Diana

15. They are both so ugly I cant stand them Nikkis not that bad but Paris needs to get a life

Posted at 1:04PM on Jan 25th 2007 by casey