Rabbi Yells "Cut!" Over Porn Flick

ASSRAELISThe producer of an all-Israeli porn flick is under attack from rabbis who say his use of a food-certification symbol ain't kosher.

Yesterday, Tight Fit Productions of Van Nuys, Calif., the purveyors of "Assraelis," which was shot entirely in Israel with all-local talent, and in Hebrew (with, uh, English subtitles), received a cease-and-desist order letter from a lawyer representing Rabbi Yehuda Rosenbaum of KOF-K Kosher Certification, a New Jersey company that puts its stamp of approval on Kosher goods. Tight Fit's DVD-cover claim of Israeli authenticity is accompanied by a Hebrew letter normally reserved for rabbi-ordained meats, grains, and other foodstuffs.

KOF-K's lawyer says that Tight Fit is using the symbol "illegally" in violation of State and Federal Law, and plans to sue "if the situation is not rectified as quickly as possible." Oren Cohen, the owner of Tight Fit, finds the action "funny," but will modify the cover art before the film's release next week -- to satisfy what he calls the "very nice" rabbis.

No word from Cohen, who himself does not observe the Kashrut, on whether, despite their Kosher claims, meat and milk products were mixed during the making of "Assraelis."


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1. What's the definition of Jewish foreplay? 4 hr's of begging. Why do Jewish husbands die young? They want to.

Posted at 3:57PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Billy ray

2. OMG - we get it TMZ, everyone who works there is Jewish.

First the relentless bashing of Mel Gibson, then the endless promotion of Jewish actors (like Zac Braff) and now some silly story about Israel?

how does this even fit in?

Anyway, enough with the shameless promotion of everything Jewish. we get it.

Posted at 3:49PM on Jan 25th 2007 by TMZ loves Perez

3. hahaha you filter this sh*t show?

Posted at 3:49PM on Jan 25th 2007 by TMZ loves Perez

4. OMG, we get it -- everything who works at TMZ is J3wish

first the endless bashing of Mel Gibson, then the relentless promotion of J3wish actors and now this story about israel?

hahahah. ok, enough of everything J3WISH.

Posted at 3:51PM on Jan 25th 2007 by TMZ loves Perez

5. you filter comments that have the word jewish in it???

wow.

yet nigger is everywhere.

Posted at 3:52PM on Jan 25th 2007 by TMZ loves Perez

6. Who cares about this story? Just because it is about a bunch of people from the "managing editor" of TMZ's homeland?

I had to say that because if you say the "J" world, TMZ people filter comments.

Posted at 3:54PM on Jan 25th 2007 by TMZ loves Perez

7. Kosher porn???? Oy vey....

Posted at 3:59PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Great Dane

8. More from the redneck Billy Ray. I bet you didn't know that the most sexually voracious of all women is the Jewish woman. So shut the f*** up with your anti-Semitic remarks.

Posted at 4:14PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Leah (proud Jew)

9. I have a porno of Saddam banging a Jew virgin in Temple! It's a very bloody mess!

Posted at 4:09PM on Jan 25th 2007 by A Muslum

10. This is similar to what Jesus said to the religious leaders - the Pharisees - of His day. They're more concerned about the externals (caring about a kosher symbol) than about the internal (the heart); exploiting women, being lacivious, etc.

So sad...

Posted at 4:12PM on Jan 25th 2007 by DeeDee

11. Didn't jew think that was funny Leah?

Posted at 4:17PM on Jan 25th 2007 by LoLo

12. Oy Vey!! Lets get Mel Gibson to direct the sequel!

Posted at 5:22PM on Jan 25th 2007 by YUK

13. Congrats TMZ commentators. You idiots have offically sickened me to no f***ing end.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Vampy

14. So, f*** all the haters...where can I find a torrent? hahahahaha..

--Mr. DB

Posted at 4:35PM on Jan 25th 2007 by DiRTyBuNNy

15. Hmmmm......

Is semen Kosher? Or does that depend on whether or not the person is Kosher....I never really thought about it before....but, if she's suck'n someone off in the porn movie...it may be a relavant question......

Do they use a white sheet with a hole in it? I always wanted to know if that was true, but NEVER had the desire to sleep with a jewish man....go figure.....

Posted at 4:33PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Great Dane

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