Put Madge on Your Monster

2/2/2007 12:00 PM PST
If anyone knows about sex, it's Madonna. With her songs, the sexually provocative music videos, her stage show antics and her infamous photo book, Madge has made a sinfully decadent career out of doing the nasty, or at least selling it.

That's why it was no surprise when we found this eBay auction for Madonna brand condoms. Like a virgin! The three-pack box of condoms sports a 1979 pre-fame photo of the Material Girl.

But be warned, the recommended use-by date has expired, so, collectors only, please. Don't make papa preach!