Put Madge on Your Monster

If anyone knows about sex, it's Madonna. With her songs, the sexually provocative music videos, her stage show antics and her infamous photo book, Madge has made a sinfully decadent career out of doing the nasty, or at least selling it.

That's why it was no surprise when we found this eBay auction for Madonna brand condoms. Like a virgin! The three-pack box of condoms sports a 1979 pre-fame photo of the Material Girl.

But be warned, the recommended use-by date has expired, so, collectors only, please. Don't make papa preach!