Bahama Law: Howard Is Baby's Legal Guardian

1. You really can't make this stuff up. This is all going to be a giant, real-life sitcom.

Posted at 6:32PM on Feb 8th 2007 by DirtyRottenGossip.com

2. IF THIS DOCUMENT IS LEGALLY BINDING.........than I believe Howard played a hand in Anna's death. As the legal guardian he stands to inherient EVERYTHING that was once Anna's. This man is shrewder than the DEVIL. He knew exactly what he was doing. Let's hope that the US jurisdiction that was granted when the parternity test was 1st ordered can INTERVENE AND STOP THIS MONSTER BEFORE HE MURDERS DANNILYNN TOO.

Posted at 6:39PM on Feb 8th 2007 by the wise old owl

3. Why was the baby in the Bahamas.....b/c it's more difficult to get to her there than it is in Hollywood, Florida. Howard brings Anna up to Florida for a "relaxing" weekend, kills her off, and then races back to the Bahamas to make sure that the baby stays with him(his big pay day) and never submits to a paternity test.

Posted at 6:46PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Lei

4. Howard K Stern should be investigated immediately. He could possibly be responsible for her 'Wrongful Death". This insanity should end with a real bang. The police in Florida & Bahamas should get search warrants to search all property and belongings of Howard & Anna. Before Howard can make it back to the Bahamas. They should focus on ALL drug links legally and illegally associated with these two. Police should step up now and end this. One happy ending would be Anna's mother seeing through a wrongful death case in the death of her daughter and sue Howard K Stern if he is found to be linked with her and drugs.

Posted at 6:54PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Lawrence

5. Howard K. Stern (AKA: The Grimm Reaper) - happen (Ya! right!) to be at the same place two deaths occured (HUMMMM!!!!) - Now inherits ALL of Nicole's possessions without any challenges. (HUMMM!!!!) - Sound like one of my murder, mystery books (HUMMM!!!) Maybe that coming next for HK Stern. LET PRAY TO GOD THAT LARRY B. IS DANIELYNN'S REAL DAD! Otherwise, she's next to follow mom and her brother.

Posted at 6:57PM on Feb 8th 2007 by LIZ

6. I am a Black girl who has always liked Anna Nicole, so race really is unimportant. I feel like so many people, like we lost a "lost soul" in the family. Like she was the family member that we were alll cheering for- to hopefully finally get her life together. Perhaps it wasn't meant to be. I guess her son's death took any fight left in her. God bless Anna's soul, Daniel's soul, Danielynne and equally important Anna Nicole's mom. She's lost the two relatives that she loved BEFORE they moved out here to Hollywood.

One this certificate it mentions "MARSHALL" (last line before the end). What's the connection? Wasn't Anna Nicole's last husband named Marshall? Also, in
the middle of the document it state Total # of children not living as date of this
birth. The # listed is 1. The above line is 2. Does that mean that Anna Nicole had a total of 3 kids, and perhaps 1 died long ago? Someone please clarify, if you know. GOD BLESS

Posted at 6:59PM on Feb 8th 2007 by concerned

7. the grim reaper has legal custody...good idea..next

Posted at 7:02PM on Feb 8th 2007 by bababoey

8. Anna Nicole and Larry Birkhead were communicating via e-mail. What if Anna was re-thinking the paternity issue and was going to compromise with Larry Birkhead, or even considered getting back together with him?

Also the Bahmas inquest into Danny's death is fast approaching, and Anna would be called to testify. Did Howard Stern give Danny the methodone after all? Howard couldn't take the chance that Anna wouldn't break down and finger him.

Anyway, all roads point to Howard and this so called nurse who was traveling with them, but supposedly not in the room with Anna when she died.

Posted at 7:05PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Lucille

9. Both Howard K. Stern and Birkhead are only "after" the baby because of the chance to inherit the money, as for Anna Nicole, she probable killed herself, knowing who the babys father really is, having lost her only son to drugs, ( and she was using the same) with all that she was going through, its more than most people could bare.

Posted at 7:08PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Jackie

10. Wooww, its overwhelming how this drama never comes to an end!

It's incredible how everyone wants to thrive in this never ending battle for the fortune of an old man. ANS had too much of it and obviously she wanted to be out of it ( if it's true she killed herself)..Now other people are ready to jump onboard this trainwreck affair..

Posted at 7:22PM on Feb 8th 2007 by bbperfume

11. 10. Lindsey. Britney, Nicole, Tara and Paris hired Brandy to drive the Astronaut chick to kill her, so Angelina and Brad could adopt the baby. Michael Jackson’s surrogate (Debbie Roe) who also carried Tom and Katie’s baby will come forward and let everyone know the true parents are Posh and Beck’s. The horror of the truth will unite Madonna, J-Lo and Mark in opening the new “Anna Nicole Kabbalah-Scientology Center for Global Warming” in her birthplace of Mexia Texas. Streisand will donate all profits from her next tour.

Posted at 7:11PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Rockcandy

LOL Thanks for the laugh, Rockcandy. Very clever.

Posted at 7:50PM on Feb 8th 2007 by blabs

12. That baby looks just like Birkhead, she told people it was his child. How can anyone deny blood? I think the guy, Larry, actually loved her but because she couldnt boss him around , she dumped him for that creep who was like a sick puppy following her for years.

Posted at 7:57PM on Feb 8th 2007 by toni

13. It is widely beleived that Larry Birkhead may be the father of her newborn daughter Dannie Lyn Marshall Stern born 5 months ago in the Bahamas. However, sources close to the Smith people say that the father is neither Howard K Stern nor Birkhaed but actually millionaire baker Brian Dunphy who is said to
regularly be around the rich and famous in the banking community in Chicago. Mr Dunphy's attorney, Ed Degenhard of Florida, could not be reached for comment when we contacted him. But an eyewitness to the baby going by the name of "ellis" said the "the Child looked alot like Brian"

Posted at 8:04PM on Feb 8th 2007 by Rich Gress

14. Anna nicole and her son were constant drug users, this is what killed them both.
However, Howard Stern knew her addition and was clever in marring a woman that couldn't even stand him. Perhaps she killed herself just to get away from him.
The new baby will end up with its true father which is not howard Stern and aventually if Howard doesn't spend all her money the baby will inherit a huge amount and be the next target for tragedy. People with this much money are bored and turn to drugs for excitement since they have every thing except someone that they can trust and love. This child will also follow in the footsteps of her mother and brother at some point in time. Mark my words.

Posted at 8:17PM on Feb 8th 2007 by cdc

15. Gawd, y'all sound like you're on more drugs than poor ANS. Howard was a blessing to her, not the devil. The truth of the matter is that ANS owes more than she would have ever made, just to her attorneys alone. (The original firm repping her against her "stepson" broke up over her lawsuit costing them 2 mil and they are still owed millions until that suit is over. Marshall said he'd never pay her a cent. He wasn't kidding.) Never mind the fact that Stern was not married to ANS and any money she did have would be put into trust for the baby. ANS has cost Stern more than he could ever recoup. The guy was in love with her. Birkhead is scum, he caused her excessive stress. Poor Anna, what a tragic life for such a sweet person.
btw: It means 2 live births total including this one, one alive (Daniel) at the time of this birth (not including this birth)

Posted at 8:25PM on Feb 8th 2007 by moi here