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The Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Tournament

2/15/2007 11:22 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

In the aftermath of Anna's death, several people have come forward saying they could be the father of her baby, Dannielynn. Now a website is looking to settle the matter by using college basketball for inspiration.
Anna Nicole Paternity Madness
You can play "Anna Nicole Paternity Madness" by filling out a bracket of 64 possible baby daddies on celebrityhack.com. Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Prince von Anhalt are among the favorites, but there are some potential dark horses.

Over in the Trailer Park Region, watch out for the 15 seed, Alf. Meanwhile, in the TRIMSPA Region, the first round matchup of Mary-Kate vs. Ashley Olsen should be a good one. But the ultimate sleeper is the 14 seed in the First Cousin Region -- Satan. The Prince of Darkness is capable of anything -- how else do you explain "Glitter?"

So print out a bracket, start up an office pool, and see who wins!

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46.

jh    

HAHAHA!

Now that is funny :)

As for people saying this is wrong, or whatever, or think about the baby.. give me a break.

Think about the baby? Anna Nicole Smith was taking F'ing DEMEROL and METHADONE while she was pregnant.

I gurantee you that through all this, I probably have more concern for this kid than her own mother did. So get over yourselves.

I mean, seriously. Methodone and Demerol.

Demerol:

Meperidine should not be used in pregnant women prior to the labor period, unless in the judgment of the physician the potential benefits outweigh the possible hazards, because safe use in pregnancy prior to labor has not been established relative to possible adverse effects on fetal development.

Methodone:
Like all opiates, methadone crosses the placenta to the unborn child. Many of the babies born to methadone-dependent mothers go through withdrawal at birth. Their symptoms vary in length and strength. These can be successfully treated while the baby is still in hospital. Overall, women using methadone have fewer problems during their pregnancy than those who continue to use heroin.

Seriously.. you idiots have the gall to chastise US to think about the baby? Give me a break.

2771 days ago
47.

MyTwoCents    

To those of you who are SO offended and outraged - SUCKIT. ANS caused all of this mess in the first place. She was a disgusting pig who should NEVER have been allowed to have children. She killed one and was no doubt well on her way to killing the second one - luckily, she kicked it before hand.

Lets tell Stern that he can have the baby - but not the "fortune" that goes with her - see how long before he's handing the baby off to Birkhead.

We - by continuing to visit this site and others like it are feeding the articles and games - so if you don't like what you see here - go someplace else.

2771 days ago
48.

LISA    

# 25 BOY DO U HAVE ISSUES

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A MORON TOO ...........NEARLY DROPS HER KIDS ... PROBABLY LETS THEM SIT IN THE SAME ROOM WHILE SHE BOINKS SOME GUY,,,,, SHE HAS NO CLASS & NO SENSE OF JUDGEMENT EITHER

GIRLSwho are separateed from their dads or div have issues not being able to choose the right boy so hence they assimilate what see & parallel that into a good man choice wrong !!!!

britney is a queaf,,,,,,,,,,,,anna nicole is dead let her be sicko 25

tom cruise u are still an idiot why doesnt someo ne take u out & use use u as target practice

2771 days ago
49.

Joe    

DITTO SMILEY. BRIT ATE PARIS UP THERE IS A COMPLETE MORON. PROBABLY IS THE WORK OF HOWIE. TMZ, PLEASE REMOVE HER POST. IT'S OBVIOUS THEY LET MENTAL PATIENTS HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET.

2771 days ago
50.

Mary P.    

I see a large irony in this.... comics around the world are saying the same thing, especially in monologues. They are putting an absurd twist on the situation because of all the spec.

If Anna had just done the DNA test to prove who was or wasn't the father (and slept with so many and told so many it was their child), this wouldn't be fodder, would it?

2771 days ago
51.

LoriC    

I am done with TMZ. I do not condone ANS's behavior, but the woman is dead! And a baby right now has no mother-or father! I am going to no longer visit this site.

2771 days ago
52.

Jay    

Several ways to prevent this

1. Don't take excessive amounts of illegal perscription drugs, memory loss
2. Don't sleep around
3. Use birth control

With Anna's alleged drug abuse before, during and after pregancy the chance is Dannielynn is going to be screwed up for life and possibly retarded. I hope her father (whoever that is) gets a good payday to pay for all of her future medical and education expenses. Having a child with a disabilty will be rough. Anna and Howard caused that.

I hope Anna is burning in hell where she belongs far away from her or anyones children.

2771 days ago
53.

LISA    

anna nicole smiths nee vicki lynn hogan

shes so sad & so desparate...... shes looking to be loved as did marilyn monroe

VERGIE ARTHUR IS A JOKE SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN RODE HARD & PUT AWAY WET ,,,,,SHES GROSS LOOKING , CRASS IN APPEARANCE , & SHE WOULD HAVE WHISKED THE BABY AWAY JUST AS MUCH AS BIRKHEAD OR ANYONE ELSE


not that ans acorn falls far from the tree but if they were so close why wasnt she ever there for any event ,,,,what was she dooing looking for a dad for her OTHER 5 KIDS

GROSS OH I SEE THAS AS BAD AS SAY 10 MEN CLAIMIN TO BE THE DAD OF THIS SWEET INFANT???? a womans fertile is a small window close that window for ans until it plays out ,,,,,,,

2771 days ago
54.

LISA    

# 31 u are sheer evil u need some %$@%$#^&&*^( HELP,,, WHO ARE U TO SAY ANYTHING

WERE U IN THEIR HOME DID U SEE ANY OR ALL OF WHAT THEY DID 24/7

NONE OF WHAT U SEE & 1/4 OF WHAT U HEAR 25 & 31 U ARE SOME WEIRDOS

DONT JUDGE LEST U BE JUDGED ....BESIDES WHAT HAPPENED ON CAMERA MAY HAVE BEEN ACTING ,,,, DONT BELIEVE ALL OF WHAT U SEE

2771 days ago
55.

StandUp!    

I don't care if we liked ANS or not, this is really low. Harvy Levin or whatever the hell his name is and TMZ should be ASHAMED of themselves. There is a poor 5 month old baby girl whom is at this very moment having her arms pulled in every direction and is motherless and this is the respect she gets? YOU ARE FORGETTING THIS CHILD WILL GROW UP AND MAY READ THIS FILTH ONE DAY!!!!! I hope she doesn't harm herself after she decides to find information on her birth mother and sees nothing but this junk and nothing good about her (because she was just a whore right, there was NO good in her????? We would never hear about it anyways).

She may or may not see this one day, but Dannielynn: there are ppl that feel very sorry for you sweety. I am so sorry you have to grow up w/ paparrazis chasing you, and that you have heard so much bad about your mother over the years. Stay strong and keep your chin up. You are a beautiful girl and I hope you don't go down the beaten path, and that you are being well taken care of by your father or caregiver(s). SHINE DANNIELYNN!!!

2771 days ago
56.

kelly    

oh man,,lolTMZ i love u guys!!!!but this game thing is low dudes.come on,,its time to bury her,and find the father.period.altho u guys at TMZ r the bombbbbbb!!!!! keep udating us .this is better than world news tonight!!

2771 days ago
57.

sarahranae    

I am ashamed of you TMZ. This was very very wrong for you to stoop this low and make a big joke out of her dying, Why wont people leave her alone, everyone has alot of problems in their family, we just dont have our own papparazzi to air it out in public,.. TMZ I cant believe you went this far... OMG I am so embarrassed for you,... R.I.P anna, I will miss seeing you, I hope you are with your son, and your idol Marilyn Monroe..

2771 days ago
58.

ManBearPig Huntress    

Oh PUHLEEZE - yeah, it's in poor taste, yeah, whatever. IT'S TMZ, PEOPLE!! You act like you're all SHOCKED that a site with such a wealth of journalistic integrity could LOWER themselves to such a thing!

Get a f***ing life. You all KNOW you'll be right back on here tomorrow lapping it up like you always have. If not tomorrow, than later today! But if it makes you feel better, go ask your two trogolodyte friends to boycott the site with you for the next 18 hours.

2771 days ago
59.

Kim    

#36 your trash too

2771 days ago
60.

Michele    

I cant believe anyone can make fun of or joke about someone who passed no matter how public their life was. This was a tragedy, for Anna's family and especially for her little girl. I hope Anna will rest in peace with her Daniel. There is no reason for all of this to be drawn out. Anna was a human being like the rest of us and deserves to be treated like that even in death.

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