Does Brit Need Time in the Penalty Box?

Britney SpearsA minor league hockey team in upstate New York is offering Britney Spears an all-expense paid trip to come and watch the team play ... and escape the trials and tribulations of celebrity life. If she does, the team is offering a free ticket to any woman that comes to the War Memorial Box Office with a shaved head! That's a lot of sexy, bald women!

The Syracuse Crunch -- located in Syracuse, NY, which is currently buried under a mountain of snow -- hopes that Britney will make it up to Salt City in time for the team's February 24 game against the Manitoba Moose.

"The team and community want to provide Britney Spears with a stress-free environment and the chance to experience a high level of hockey," Crunch President and CEO Howard Dolgon says on the team's website. "In addition to being 3,000 miles away from Hollywood, Syracuse is light years away from that pretentious environment. There won't be paparazzi within a 100 miles." C'mon, don't puck around.

If Spears accepts the invite, the team's entire front office pledged to shave their heads as well!



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1. Nobody likes ice hockey enough to do that!

Posted at 4:38PM on Feb 21st 2007 by YUK

2. she ain't going.

Posted at 2:21PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Sophia

3. all expenses paid!!!!????

you must be crazy.

don't shave your heads little dudes!!!! she ain't worth it!!!!

let her play goalie. bet she can stop the puck from going in the net while her legs are spread eagle in front of it.

Posted at 2:25PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Sophia

4. I LOVE IT! Do it Brit!!!! I wonder HOW they would keep out the paparazzi though.

I hope she goes!

Posted at 2:29PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Christine

5. HELLO TO ALL YOU HATERZ......DANG IF THE GURL SHAVES HER HEAD THEN LET IT BE.....I THINK THEY DO WAY TO MUCH ON BRITT....SHES A HELLA KOOL GURL AND THE FEW LIL MISTAKES SHE MADE ONLY MAKES A PERSON STRONGER.......BUT I DO WANT TO SAY THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER GET BACK WIT JUSTIN....THATS THE COUPLE OF ALL COUPLES.......BRITT KEEP YOUR HEAD UP FUCK EVERY ONE ELSE..........

Posted at 2:58PM on Feb 21st 2007 by CANDY

6. What's next? Naked ice skating with Tonya Harding?

Posted at 8:10PM on Feb 22nd 2007 by Skinnyminny

7. OMG!!!!! this is so lame now the hockey team wants publicity................. they dont care about Brit.. they just want to look like some nice dudes.. first of all no paparazzi yeah right!!!!!

Posted at 3:06PM on Feb 21st 2007 by michelle

8. HA! JUSTIN'S NEVER GETTIN BACK WITH THIS TRAIN WRECK.
HE CAN HAVE A NICE CLEAN GIRL. HELL, HE'S EVEN SAID HE'S EXPERIMENTED WITH DRUGS...YOU DON'T SEE HIM ACTING LIKE AN A**HOLE. THAT'S BECAUSE HE KNOW MODERATION AND HE'S WAY SMARTER THAN SHE IS.
I BET SHE MAKES HIM WANT TO PUKE

Posted at 3:09PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Sophia

9. This is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. This chick needs help not this bullshit.

Posted at 3:27PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Whatever

10. Do it Brit. Get out of town with a bunch of really nice guys. It seems as if everyone around you at this time has an adgenda. You will have a blast. Bring the kids and the nannies too. How often do your boys get to hang around some nice, cool jocks? This is the ticket for you.

Posted at 3:50PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Gloria Picchetti

11. This is just ridiculous!!! Doesn't she or any member of the media realize how big of influence this troubled girl is on young ladies!!!!

KEEP THIS BUZZ JOB HEAD CASE OUT OF THE MEDIA!!!

Protect these influential children from this!!!

Posted at 3:29PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Tonia in Fort Frances, ON

12. What the heck is wrong with the Syracuse Crunch owner ???

Im ashamed to say that Syracuse is my hometown !!! Its a nice small town and we dont need to the " Queen of White Trash " anywhere near it. Great, whats next- a pettion to have Anna Nicole's body buried there ????

Posted at 3:32PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Tally

13. HAHA! I'm from syracuse and it is LAME!! Far from pretentious? Just take a quick stroll 4 blocks from the Crunch stadium up into the university area - if you don't have 10 credit cards and your congressmen daddy to depend on at all times, you're a nobody. Those rich bitches would probably drive Britney to drink more!! And seriously - the city is under like 8 feet of snow right now. Syracuse is never worth it - keep trying your luck with LA rehab. (quitter!)

Posted at 5:52AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by ARD

14. This minor leauge team should be dragged out into the street and shot one by one. Trying to make money of a girl who is probably near her death bed if she continues with what she's doing! Shame on them! Also for lying saying no media would be there. asswipes.

Posted at 3:59PM on Feb 21st 2007 by CT

15. Um no one wants to see this shitty ass hockey team play! Boy I bet they'd love to get publicity for themselves off of britney.

Posted at 4:16PM on Feb 21st 2007 by Get Real

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