Take Cover! Flying Greasy Bear!

Posted Feb 22nd 2007 10:26AM by TMZ Staff

What does a bloated, sweaty, wild-eyed oil heir do for kicks? Why, he wraps himself in blue plastic and throws himself out of an airplane for a tandem skydive! Just another day in the privileged puffy life of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis.

The oily one took to the skies over Perris Valley, Calif., where his dripping sweat nearly flooded the valley floor. Sporting fancy pink goggles and a skintight jumpsuit from Armani's Shamu Collection, Greasy laughed it up with buddies who shared the adventure with the airborne beast.

Perris Valley authorities fielded numerous calls about a flying bear in a blue garbage bag.

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Tags: bradon davis, BradonDavis, california, friends, greasy bear, GreasyBear, herd, jump, perris, plane, skydiving

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1. Day-umn ...

Posted at 10:51AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by froglevel

2. ewwwww does anyone notice his huge ball sack?

Posted at 10:53AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by natalie

3. Big YUK!!!

Posted at 10:53AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by Dottie

4. I hope he falls on his fat hairy ass. What a loser! Dickhead.

Posted at 10:54AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by Jellybean

5. TMZ has tried soooooooooooo hard to get the name Greasy Bear to catch on but no one is buying it. Try something else TMZ>

Posted at 11:00AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by TMZ loves Perez

6. look at it this way, at least it's not his brother

Posted at 11:01AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by melinda

7. To whoever wrote the text to go with the photo: Less is more. It just got a little too...

Posted at 11:04AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by Jenna

8. WHO is this guy?? I just noticed these nasty pics of him in the last couple of months, but still have no clue who he could be. Help??

Posted at 11:08AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by neesiefla

9. Har har, and you know he's rev'ed up, feeling brave and manly, listening to 'danger zone' as His parachutist cleverly and safely takes him down..

Posted at 11:09AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by fun-fun

10. #8, he's Paris's friend, the one who called lindsay lohan a firecrotch. yeah hes pretty much an idiot LOL

Posted at 11:11AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by lindsay

11. It Ain't EASY BEING GREASY. In brandon davis's case, his life is an easy joke.

Posted at 11:26AM on Feb 22nd 2007 by Bootylicker

12. I respectfully disagree with Poster #7. I love the text. I am ROFL. More is more.

Posted at 12:32PM on Feb 22nd 2007 by Hippo

13. I know this is going to sound too crazy for some people, and I do not know anything about him, other than his father is mega million oil man and his famous firecr*tch rant. But this guy has a beautiful face he is very good looking, looks like a modern day Elvis. If this guy got a personal trainer and wasn't so cocky I swear the ladies would be all over him. Save all the old comment's, I already know that I am middle aged.

Posted at 12:33PM on Feb 22nd 2007 by Kim

14. He's a disgusting, sleazy, greasy douche bag who gets to gets to party with his family's money. Go figure Paris is friends with him. Such losers.

Posted at 12:49PM on Feb 22nd 2007 by Jessica

15. We need to start a "Dead Pool".

Posted at 12:59PM on Feb 22nd 2007 by agave

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