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Mayer and Simpson -- When in Rome

Jessica Simpson and her troublingly-tressed borefriend, John Mayer, were spotted in Rome yesterday. The pair spent the last couple of days vacationing in the eternal city and solidifying their relationship as a couple... of brunettes.

Jessica, wearing five-inch heels, nearly toppled over when her boot got caught in a cobblestone walkway. It's possible that she was nearly half-asleep after spending time with ..........ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



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1. God I am sooo bored with these two.
Amazing what studios can do with mediocre voices anymore....

Posted at 11:35AM on Mar 9th 2007 by Labbie

2. first

Posted at 11:35AM on Mar 9th 2007 by 1st

3. Is that a man purse John is carrying??? Fag.

Posted at 11:36AM on Mar 9th 2007 by isnt she special

4. Not first.

Posted at 11:37AM on Mar 9th 2007 by CK

5. Poster David Allen Coe/David Duke have been posting vial comments. He attacks anyone for no reason at all.It started when the first Ann Coulter story came out. It appears he has issues to work out.

Posted at 11:37AM on Mar 9th 2007 by The management

6. What do you mean "first"??

Posted at 11:40AM on Mar 9th 2007 by isnt she special

7. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Jess with John.....

I think she looks better then ever as a Brunette.....very sexy.....

Posted at 11:41AM on Mar 9th 2007 by Great Dane

8. He is way too good for her. He is an amazing songwriter, and she's a vapid, air-headed tart. He'll get bored with her in 6 months, or her Daddy-overlord will drive him off (like with Nick).

Posted at 11:43AM on Mar 9th 2007 by Leah C

9. SHES A DITZ WITH BIG TITZ ....

SHE HAS NO TALENT SHE PROBABLY THANZ GOD EVERYDAY FOR HER TITZ CUZ THATZ ALL SHEZ JUST!!!!!!!

AND I BET HER PIMP DADDY JOE THANKZ GOD TOO FOR THOSE BIG TITZ.... BEING A FORMER YOUTH MINISTER HE SURE HAS PIMPED THOSE BIG TITZ RIGHT TO THE BANK

CA CHINGGGGGGGGGGGG

Posted at 11:44AM on Mar 9th 2007 by bean

10. LMAO at your article. He is a snooz isn't he? The poor guy looks like he needs about 18 hours of straight sleep. What is with the dark circles and pale face?

Posted at 11:45AM on Mar 9th 2007 by Jodi

11. too bad she didn't fall flat on her face. who sightsees in 4-inch heels? i hate both of them.

Posted at 11:46AM on Mar 9th 2007 by teamME

12. Oh man, these people are BORING!!!!
I used to have respect for Mayer as a musican and a man of character. Well, that's out the door.

And this Jessica, i don't know what to make of her. She has no personality. Instead, she takes on the personna of the person she's sleeping with. Now with the brown hair and the dress-down look. Is she trying to convince us that she's cool and "down" with the people? Stop, please just stop, Jessica. It's been downhill for her since Nick left her and her crazy ass family.

When Mayer dumps her (and he will), I wonder what personna Jessica will take on? What a way to kill a career. Good Lord, they are so uninteresting.

Posted at 11:47AM on Mar 9th 2007 by stephanie

13. I love everything about John Mayer. Unforunately he has one major flaw. He's the typical man. Jessica is an airhead who cannot sing. But she's got boobs and is considered beautiful (not by me ... but by some). Congrats John. I'm sure you have plenty of thrilling conversations about whether it's chicken or tuna.

Posted at 11:47AM on Mar 9th 2007 by Me, myself and I

14. ahhh how cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i still love nick.

Posted at 11:49AM on Mar 9th 2007 by kimmy

15. I noticed Jessica is not wearing her butt pads like in the movie Daisy Duke. I agree with #1.

Posted at 11:50AM on Mar 9th 2007 by Sidney

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