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Look Into Our Crystal Ball, Greasy Bear

3/13/2007 1:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The future of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is looking a little Rocky! Yo Adrian!!
Brandon Davis and Sylvester Stallone
TMZ has uncovered the sly ghost of billionheir Greasy Bear's future -- and it's the sweating, steroidal, foaming-at-the-mouth spitting image of Sylvester Stallone.

Although the "Firecrotch" starter hasn't been caught with alleged performance and image-enhancing substances like Mr. Rambotox, lord knows Greasy's reputation could sure use 'em!

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Kim    

I still think greasy bear could be one of the sexiest men alive if he got a personal trainer and cleaned his act up. He has the most beautiful features.

Kim

2697 days ago
32.

Enough Already!    

13. Brandon looks good, like he lost a little weight.

And what's with the jealous comments about Paris Hilton?
Paris surely is a much better person than the Haters - and they know it.

Posted at 1:05PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Elyse

Yes, Im sure a bigoted, cokesnorting, herpes carrying whore like Paris is better then everyone that cant stand her. Im beginning to believe the very few that defend this innane vile creature must have be cokesnorting herpes carriers themselves, I mean really, who could defend this girl at this point??

2697 days ago
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AnnaNicoleIsJesus    

Do Sly's troubles have anything to do with his comment that he couldn't work with Richard Gere. It seems Sly must have frequently traveled with his tools of the trade for decades.

It seems someone must have a vendetta against him for this to happen now.

2697 days ago
34.

Sam.    

HAHA! what a loser dickhead, well thats the rep you get when you hang around parisite herpes hilton.

2697 days ago
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available    

DID PARIS CATCH HERPES FROM YOU?????????

2697 days ago
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available    

YOU'RE A NICE LOOKING KID.CLEAN UP YOUR ACT AND GET HEALTHY! HOPEFULLY,YOU'LL FIND A GOOD WOMAN!

2697 days ago
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Seriously    

Sly, you looked a lot better before you had "work" done.
However, Greasy bear is not in your league. All he has going for him is money.
There is no comparison.

2697 days ago
38.

TROLL SMASHERS    

I SAID IT BEFORE & I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
That RICH OIL BASTARD would be hot to death if he cleaned it up a little bit and took TEAM FIRECROTCH (which I think is an awesome new way to say slut) to the gym once in a while.

2697 days ago
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fdodgerfan    

I guess at least Sly works; but they both look like mush mouthed, overweight, ugly men (men: Sly, not the greasy fucker) who got hit in the face with a bag of nickels.

2697 days ago
40.

Naomi    

No WAY!!!! atleast Sly was Rocky. fat boy will always just be plain old greasy. ROCKY RULES!!!!!!

2696 days ago
41.

whocares    

wtf is the point of this story? tmz run out of stories or are they just being bias again?

2696 days ago
42.

tsk tsk tsk    

Is it just me...or is this Hollywood cling-on an ugly mo-fo? I think he is extremely UGLY!!

2696 days ago
43.

JS    

OMG! He is soooooooooo ugly!

2696 days ago
44.

Michelle    

You should put a side-by-side of Greasy Bear and fat Elvis just before he died. That will likely be him in another 25 years. And then you can write about him dying on the throne.

2695 days ago
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