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Jessica: I Want to Adopt!

3/14/2007 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica Simpson is doing her best Angelina Jolie by confessing that she wants babies – she just doesn't want to make one herself, yet.

So what's getting Jessica in the mothering mood? Her dogs, at least according to the New York Post's Cindy Adams. But the pop princess, whose been cavorting all over America with boyfriend John Mayer, isn't quite ready to pump out little Jesses. She's going to get herself, as Adams puts it so delicately, "another designer kid."




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1.

Dottie    

Good Luck Lane.
Jessica isn't mature enough for a child at this point. She should just stick to raising her dogs.
Congrats Tori.
OJ, give it up already.

2780 days ago
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STALIN    

jessica--you go girl!

2780 days ago
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in the know    

Jessica is an airhead who said on the Newlyweds she never made a bed or cooked a thing in her life, her mother did everything. She like Britney hasn't a clue of what it takes to raise a child. Becoming a brunette doesn't make her intelligent, sorry JOHN. Let's see how long he sticks around when she decides to adopt.

2780 days ago
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canadianchick    

she should be banned from adopting either a dog and a child they take alot of responsability and every1 knows

2780 days ago
5.

Me    

Jessica wants to adopt? Didn't Nick adopt her when they were married? Make her bed, cook her food, open her can of tuna fish, aka chicken?

She's not ready to adopt kids yet. She can barely take care of herself without "manly assistance."

2780 days ago
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Ha Ha    

Oh please! Jessica wants to adopt because it seems to be the "in" thing to do, like carrying a chihuahua around. Trust me, girl, parenting is not fantasyland, it's hard work if you want to do it right.

2780 days ago
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Great Dane    

Jess, I love you....but, don't fall into the adopt a kid trend.....you will have babies in time....and babies are a HUGE step up from dogs......a step which I don't think you are ready to make just yet......

2780 days ago
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canadianchick    

nick must be laughing now lol darn i would

2780 days ago
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STALIN    

for the love of god-- do not allow her to adopt!!!!!!!!!!!!

2780 days ago
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Tina    

DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON A CHILD!!!!

2780 days ago
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STALIN    

give the whore a betsy wetsy doll-- the Tard will never know the difference

2780 days ago
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Manda    

I can't believe OJ - I really hope wish the could have gotten him. That's ok though - he may have gotten away with it here, but wait until judgement day - he can't "if the glove don't fit, acquit" his way out of it with God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy1ZFGLTAyY

2780 days ago
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lASHONJ    

WHY THA F**K WOULD HE MAKE A BOOK LIKE THAT ANYWAYS. HE MUST HAVE DID THAT S**T!!!! OJ MUST NEED MONEY.....BROKE A**....GET A LIFE!!!

2780 days ago
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Lenn K.    

OJ just go some place and die already. Jessica, just shutup and stop being stupid this is real life not fake TV.

2780 days ago
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S.R.    

Is it just me, or is she lookin' like Anna Nicole Smith???

So, what??? She doesn't want to lose her flat stomach or risk stretch marks???

When I was 23 years old, I needed to have a hysterectomy. When I was 36, I adopted my son.

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