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3/14/2007 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jessica: I Want to Adopt!

Jessica Simpson is doing her best Angelina Jolie by confessing that she wants babies – she just doesn't want to make one herself, yet.

So what's getting Jessica in the mothering mood? Her dogs, at least according to the New York Post's Cindy Adams. But the pop princess, whose been cavorting all over America with boyfriend John Mayer, isn't quite ready to pump out little Jesses. She's going to get herself, as Adams puts it so delicately, "another designer kid."




Lane Garrison to Plead Guilty to "Some Charges"


"Prison Break" actor Lane Garrison says he will "live with a sense of guilt" for the rest of his life, and his lawyer Harland Braun tells People that Garrison plans to plead guilty to "some charges" and that he "accepts responsibility" for what he's done.

As TMZ first reported, the charges Garrison will face are felony vehicular manslaughter and three other lesser charges, including "driving under the influence causing injury to multiple victims." The charges stem from an incident Dec. 2 in which Garrison crashed his Land Rover into a tree in Beverly Hills, killing 17-year-old Vahagn Setian and injuring two young women.

Judge to OJ: No Book Money for You


OJ Simpson won't get a penny from the sale – future or otherwise – of the book in which he explains how he might've killed ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and friend Ron Goldman. A judge in L.A. County Superior Court ordered the auction of the rights to "If I Did It," even though the book and a TV interview connected to it were never released, and stipulated that any profits would go to the Goldman family. "This is a guarantee that if they ever publish this thing, Mr. Simpson won't see a dime from it," says Goldman attorney Jonathan Polak.

Party Favors: King Meets Pope ... Tori Spelling Has Boy ... Jake Gyllenhaal – Captain Marvel?


Boxing impresario Don King tells Page Six that he will have an audience with Pope Benedict XVI on March 21 at the Vatican, even though he's a Baptist, not a Catholic. The meeting was arranged by an Italian fighter promoted by King. ... Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott had a baby boy, Liam Aaron, who was delivered yesterday in LA. "Everyone is happy and healthy," says a source to Us. Grandma Candy was there too. ... Jake Gyllenhaal is taking on the role of Captain Marvel, say Rush & Molloy, even though rumors have swirled that Jake will take over the role of Spider-Man from Tobey Maguire.

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Dottie:  1797 days ago

Good Luck Lane.
Jessica isn't mature enough for a child at this point. She should just stick to raising her dogs.
Congrats Tori.
OJ, give it up already.

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STALIN:  1797 days ago

jessica--you go girl!

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in the know:  1797 days ago

Jessica is an airhead who said on the Newlyweds she never made a bed or cooked a thing in her life, her mother did everything. She like Britney hasn't a clue of what it takes to raise a child. Becoming a brunette doesn't make her intelligent, sorry JOHN. Let's see how long he sticks around when she decides to adopt.

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canadianchick:  1797 days ago

she should be banned from adopting either a dog and a child they take alot of responsability and every1 knows

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Me:  1797 days ago

Jessica wants to adopt? Didn't Nick adopt her when they were married? Make her bed, cook her food, open her can of tuna fish, aka chicken?

She's not ready to adopt kids yet. She can barely take care of herself without "manly assistance."

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Ha Ha:  1797 days ago

Oh please! Jessica wants to adopt because it seems to be the "in" thing to do, like carrying a chihuahua around. Trust me, girl, parenting is not fantasyland, it's hard work if you want to do it right.

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Great Dane:  1797 days ago

Jess, I love you....but, don't fall into the adopt a kid trend.....you will have babies in time....and babies are a HUGE step up from dogs......a step which I don't think you are ready to make just yet......

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canadianchick:  1797 days ago

nick must be laughing now lol darn i would

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STALIN:  1797 days ago

for the love of god-- do not allow her to adopt!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tina:  1797 days ago

DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON A CHILD!!!!

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STALIN:  1797 days ago

give the whore a betsy wetsy doll-- the Tard will never know the difference

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Manda:  1797 days ago

I can't believe OJ - I really hope wish the could have gotten him. That's ok though - he may have gotten away with it here, but wait until judgement day - he can't "if the glove don't fit, acquit" his way out of it with God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy1ZFGLTAyY

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lASHONJ:  1797 days ago

WHY THA F**K WOULD HE MAKE A BOOK LIKE THAT ANYWAYS. HE MUST HAVE DID THAT S**T!!!! OJ MUST NEED MONEY.....BROKE A**....GET A LIFE!!!

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Lenn K.:  1797 days ago

OJ just go some place and die already. Jessica, just shutup and stop being stupid this is real life not fake TV.

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S.R.:  1797 days ago

Is it just me, or is she lookin' like Anna Nicole Smith???

So, what??? She doesn't want to lose her flat stomach or risk stretch marks???

When I was 23 years old, I needed to have a hysterectomy. When I was 36, I adopted my son.

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