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Jessica: I Want to Adopt!

Jessica Simpson is doing her best Angelina Jolie by confessing that she wants babies – she just doesn't want to make one herself, yet.

So what's getting Jessica in the mothering mood? Her dogs, at least according to the New York Post's Cindy Adams. But the pop princess, whose been cavorting all over America with boyfriend John Mayer, isn't quite ready to pump out little Jesses. She's going to get herself, as Adams puts it so delicately, "another designer kid."




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1. Good Luck Lane.
Jessica isn't mature enough for a child at this point. She should just stick to raising her dogs.
Congrats Tori.
OJ, give it up already.

Posted at 8:40AM on Mar 14th 2007 by Dottie

2. jessica--you go girl!

Posted at 8:41AM on Mar 14th 2007 by clevergirl

3. Jessica is an airhead who said on the Newlyweds she never made a bed or cooked a thing in her life, her mother did everything. She like Britney hasn't a clue of what it takes to raise a child. Becoming a brunette doesn't make her intelligent, sorry JOHN. Let's see how long he sticks around when she decides to adopt.

Posted at 8:46AM on Mar 14th 2007 by in the know

4. she should be banned from adopting either a dog and a child they take alot of responsability and every1 knows

Posted at 8:50AM on Mar 14th 2007 by canadianchick

5. Jessica wants to adopt? Didn't Nick adopt her when they were married? Make her bed, cook her food, open her can of tuna fish, aka chicken?

She's not ready to adopt kids yet. She can barely take care of herself without "manly assistance."

Posted at 8:52AM on Mar 14th 2007 by Michele

6. Oh please! Jessica wants to adopt because it seems to be the "in" thing to do, like carrying a chihuahua around. Trust me, girl, parenting is not fantasyland, it's hard work if you want to do it right.

Posted at 8:53AM on Mar 14th 2007 by Gimme a break

7. Jess, I love you....but, don't fall into the adopt a kid trend.....you will have babies in time....and babies are a HUGE step up from dogs......a step which I don't think you are ready to make just yet......

Posted at 8:55AM on Mar 14th 2007 by Great Dane

8. nick must be laughing now lol darn i would

Posted at 8:59AM on Mar 14th 2007 by canadianchick

9. for the love of god-- do not allow her to adopt!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:00AM on Mar 14th 2007 by sasha

10. give the whore a betsy wetsy doll-- the Tard will never know the difference

Posted at 9:05AM on Mar 14th 2007 by sasha

11. I can't believe OJ - I really hope wish the could have gotten him. That's ok though - he may have gotten away with it here, but wait until judgement day - he can't "if the glove don't fit, acquit" his way out of it with God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy1ZFGLTAyY

Posted at 9:18AM on Mar 14th 2007 by Manda

12. WHY THA F**K WOULD HE MAKE A BOOK LIKE THAT ANYWAYS. HE MUST HAVE DID THAT S**T!!!! OJ MUST NEED MONEY.....BROKE A**....GET A LIFE!!!

Posted at 9:20AM on Mar 14th 2007 by lASHONJ

13. OJ just go some place and die already. Jessica, just shutup and stop being stupid this is real life not fake TV.

Posted at 9:21AM on Mar 14th 2007 by Lenn K

14. Is it just me, or is she lookin' like Anna Nicole Smith???

So, what??? She doesn't want to lose her flat stomach or risk stretch marks???

When I was 23 years old, I needed to have a hysterectomy. When I was 36, I adopted my son.

Posted at 9:21AM on Mar 14th 2007 by S.R.

15. HAHAHA MESSICA SIMPSON WITH A CHILD?!?! Good God...keep your KIDS AWAYY!!!!!!!! She doesn't want to "make kids right now" because she doesn't want to get fatter than her already big fat pimply ass is! Nick must be laughing w/ his HOTTER girlfriend right now! OJ- give it up, you're going to hell. Sorry Lane, good for your for admitting to your wrong doing. Congrats Tori..happy for you!
Jake Gylenhaal - you're the hottest thing alive. call me!

Posted at 9:35AM on Mar 14th 2007 by Maria

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