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Lance's Ladies Look Alike

3/18/2007 4:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lance Armstrong has a thing for svelte ash blondes!

Lance, Sheryl, Tory. Kristin. Matthew
The seven-time Tour de France champ was married for five years to Kristin Richard (upper left), and had some fun with rocker Sheryl Crow (upper right), and has recently been spotted hanging out with fashion designer Tory Burch (lower left), who all just happen to bear a striking resemblence to each other and to another highlighted hetero...

If Kristin, Sheryl and Tory bulked up, fried in the sun for two weeks, went on a year-long bender and shaved every smidgen of body hair, they'd be a dead ringer for Armstrong's workout buddy, the shirtless wonder himself, Matthew McConaughey (lower right)!

Instead of recycling his blondes, Lance might want to listen to Ms. Crow: "A change would do you good!" Livestrong!

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Juanita    

Well have you seen his mother? Dude needs help. Just sayin' ...

2726 days ago
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NJerze    

Once he left Sheryl, he's been having a GOOD time. But somebody needs to tell Sheryl this, becuz she's still moonstruck over him. Embarrassing!!

2726 days ago
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Bobbie    

Just as long as he stays away from Matthew McConaughey

2726 days ago
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jenn    

MATTHEW IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!

2726 days ago
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Loser O'Quinn    

How strange that all these women look SO much alike. I suppose we all have certain characteristics that we are attracted to but aside from Cheryl having blue eyes, they could be triplets....

As far as Matthew, men that good looking should be against the law... Like a fine wine, he is getting better with age.

2726 days ago
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Jane    

Get a grip, Sheryl has moved on, she looks happier and certainly less stressed. Plus she's dating a hunky guy now; as opposed to this angry child. She said she did not want him to visit when she had cancer because she wanted only people she could trust near her. That was while he was trying to convince the media that he was with her every step of the way.
Surely Ms Burch must be able to see the get-me-some-media pattern. She must not have a problem with sharing.

2726 days ago
7.

canuckistani    

Lance needs to get a real job and stop trolling the skags for a while until he gets his attraction to momma complex under control. All these women look like his mother.

2726 days ago
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Kate    

You gay people crack me up. Neither Mathew nor Lance is gay so stop with the wishful thinking and fantasizing! I love how gay people decide who is gay just because they WANT them to be gay! Guess what? It doesn’t work that way you silly rabbits!

2726 days ago
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Bill Nicholas    

I know a lot about Sheryl. Lance should have tried harder to be the man she needed. She is a real "class act". It was his loss, she can do much better.

2726 days ago
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Joanne    

Who wrote this article?? Lance, as well as anyone else, can pick whoever he wants to be his girlfriend. To the author of this story, who made you God.? Lance has been able to conquer cancer, ; why don't you back off, you insensitive oaf???? Go Team Birkhead....

2726 days ago
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rosetta    

I just hope Lance doesn't go bike-riding with George Bush again. BAD move!
That didn't help his career or his image.

2726 days ago
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Kati    

http://www.lindaarmstrong.com/ Two look like her, but Sheryl is fugly.

2726 days ago
13.

Diana    

As a beautiful woman I cannot understand how any woman, even ugly, would feel any kind of attraction for the very ugly and macho Lance Armstrong. And a cheater too, he took drugs to win the Tour de France six times. No way can this be accomplished without drugs.

2726 days ago
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Your'e Fired!    

.............................................Stupid Stupid Stupid........................................................

2726 days ago
15.

Faidra    

Comon Mathew is way to hot for anyone to say anything about gay stuff !!

2725 days ago
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