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Lance Armstrong has a thing for svelte ash blondes!

Lance, Sheryl, Tory. Kristin. Matthew
The seven-time Tour de France champ was married for five years to Kristin Richard (upper left), and had some fun with rocker Sheryl Crow (upper right), and has recently been spotted hanging out with fashion designer Tory Burch (lower left), who all just happen to bear a striking resemblence to each other and to another highlighted hetero...

If Kristin, Sheryl and Tory bulked up, fried in the sun for two weeks, went on a year-long bender and shaved every smidgen of body hair, they'd be a dead ringer for Armstrong's workout buddy, the shirtless wonder himself, Matthew McConaughey (lower right)!

Instead of recycling his blondes, Lance might want to listen to Ms. Crow: "A change would do you good!" Livestrong!



Filed under: Hook-Ups, Wacky & Weird, Matthew McConaughey


Tags: MAtthew McConaughey, MatthewMcconaughey, Sheryl Crow, SherylCrow, TOry Burch, ToryBurch

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1. Well have you seen his mother? Just saying ...

Posted at 4:08AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Juanita

2. Well have you seen his mother? Dude needs help. Just sayin' ...

Posted at 4:47AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Juanita

3. Once he left Sheryl, he's been having a GOOD time. But somebody needs to tell Sheryl this, becuz she's still moonstruck over him. Embarrassing!!

Posted at 7:57AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Sum1

4. Just as long as he stays away from Matthew McConaughey

Posted at 8:30AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Bobbie

5. MATTHEW IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:13AM on Mar 18th 2007 by jenn

6. Maybe he needs to just stick to the original..is that his mother or first wife?/

Posted at 11:42AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Miapocca

7. How strange that all these women look SO much alike. I suppose we all have certain characteristics that we are attracted to but aside from Cheryl having blue eyes, they could be triplets....

As far as Matthew, men that good looking should be against the law... Like a fine wine, he is getting better with age.

Posted at 2:07PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Shelby

8. Get a grip, last thing Sheryl would want to do is go back to the asshole - he treated her like shit.
Let's hope the lady with the tacky boyfriend to match the tacky designs does not mind sharing.

Posted at 2:10PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Jane

9. Get a grip, Sheryl has moved on, she looks happier and certainly less stressed. Plus she's dating a hunky guy now; as opposed to this angry child. She said she did not want him to visit when she had cancer because she wanted only people she could trust near her. That was while he was trying to convince the media that he was with her every step of the way.
Surely Ms Burch must be able to see the get-me-some-media pattern. She must not have a problem with sharing.

Posted at 2:21PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Jane

10. You gay people crack me up. Neither Mathew nor Lance is gay so stop with the wishful thinking and fantasizing! I love how gay people decide who is gay just because they WANT them to be gay! Guess what? It doesn’t work that way you silly rabbits!

Posted at 2:42PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Gay people are ridiculous!

11. Lance needs to get a real job and stop trolling the skags for a while until he gets his attraction to momma complex under control. All these women look like his mother.

Posted at 3:57PM on Mar 18th 2007 by canuckistani

12. I know a lot about Sheryl. Lance should have tried harder to be the man she needed. She is a real "class act". It was his loss, she can do much better.

Posted at 5:09PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Bill Nicholas

13. I just hope Lance doesn't go bike-riding with George Bush again. BAD move!
That didn't help his career or his image.

Posted at 6:49PM on Mar 18th 2007 by rosetta

14. Lance did Sheryl crow WRONG.

Posted at 6:53PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Missey

15. As a beautiful woman I cannot understand how any woman, even ugly, would feel any kind of attraction for the very ugly and macho Lance Armstrong. And a cheater too, he took drugs to win the Tour de France six times. No way can this be accomplished without drugs.

Posted at 7:59PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Beauty

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