Paulina to Fiance: Thongs for Nothing!

Hottie Paulina Rubio is doing everything she can to spice things up before her marriage to this guy here, but he just won't take notice!

The hot-tempered Rubio and her fiance, Spanish businessman Nicolas Vallejo (also known as "Colate" somewhere in the world), celebrated their joint bachelor/bachelorette party in Monterrey, Mexico, in advance of their supposed wedding this April.

Unfortunately, Paulina did not model the gifted undergarment.