Lohan Befuddles Interviewer via Blackberry

In the latest issue of GQ, cover girl Lindsay Lohan, looking smokin' hot in a black sparkly swimsuit, was interviewed electronically ("Because that's how the kids are communicating these days," the writer suggested), and the results were ... mixed.

When asked about playing poker, Lindsay thumbed via Blackberry, "I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I'm going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!" So much for lucidity.

Then the topic of cats came up, and Lindsay texted, "Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in 'Just My Luck'! I need a boyfriend. Geez." Clearly, her focus is limited to one line at a time.

And for the finale, interviewer Marshall Sella asked Lindsay what the happiest moment of her life was. She wrote back, "Gotta think sex scene today" and never wrote back again. Next time, try the phone!



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16. Who took an old picture of Valerie Bertinelli and put lindsay's body on it????

Posted at 1:33PM on Apr 5th 2007 by glee

17. looks more like Rose McGowen.

Posted at 4:17PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by ME

18. Jinx

Posted at 4:26PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Huh?

19. If you have enough makeup, good lighting and good angles; even Rosie O'Donnell could look hot.

Posted at 5:12PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by TBA

20. no wonder Paris hates her she is beautiful just beautiful.

Posted at 5:10PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by ethel jo

21. Can't stand the bitch, but this cover really looks good. Even with the airbrushing, this is the best this girl has EVER looked!!

Posted at 8:41AM on Apr 4th 2007 by ohnoudient

22. she looks great but #12 is crazy she dont look that good oh and by the way im no old man or a fat pig im a model that looks 10 times better but i just give credit when its do, you on the other hand should get your mind right

Posted at 6:11PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by yo momma

23. uh, are we supposed to think she really looks like that? it seems someone let their airbrush get away from them. this is what we want kids to look up to? fake photographs? it is disturbing!!!!

Posted at 6:48PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by ANNE

24. IT REALLY DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HER. AND, DOES PULLING HER PANTS DOWN MAKE THE PHONY PICTURE ANY BETTER?

Posted at 6:56PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by ANNE

25. take away the makeup and airbrushing and you have a lot of freckles. no way she looks like that.

Posted at 1:14AM on Apr 4th 2007 by stupidbitches

26. Though u can hardly understand it's Lindsey really, she looks good and no one can deny this, but men-it's a picture that is made with so much efforts(aka photoshop). The thing that we are used to think that hot-looking body promises great sex, when indeed may indicate only one thing-"i have lots of money to make me look like a hottie"

Posted at 3:18AM on Apr 4th 2007 by sexual by nature

27. Anyone could be made up to look like that. Magazines just pick them out of a lineup. I have lost all respect for GQ at this point. Lindsay Lohan is a dirty little slut and always will be. Trailer mentality cannot be sucked out of a person.

Posted at 5:34AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Anonymous

28. They've stuck her head on someone else's body! Yikes! Good editing work, GQ. NOT!

Posted at 8:25AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Shannon in Texas

29. I think that Lindz is not the greatest looking person but she's not terrible either. What does concern me about La Lohan, however, is her lack of good ol' common sense. I mean, c'mon, replying "i bought two puppies today" when asked about playing poker, that's just beyond stupid. I mostly blame the parents; they spend so much time and money focusing on making their kids mega starts that they forget about education. I sympathize for poor Linz. It must be hard not to be able to hold a logical conversation.

Posted at 11:14AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Miss E

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